h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How are we today?

um weird sire, not like im quite really here..how are you?

Im fine, Its pretty hard for me to get drunk though which makes it really hard for me to get a hangover. It takes a litre of special reserve Bacardi to get me hungover, but thats another story for another time.

ok sire, i will go and sort myself out in the mews and then we can talk about the animals goodbye for now sire *leaves*

right come on guys time to go the mews, hey where are the birds? oh yeah they flew to the mews by themselves, right. *packs up tent and drags cart to the mews* lets go home!

*Lil wanders down the steps into the grounds.. only Ben has gone.. she sits down and thinks about the previous evening*

*walks towards the ground and sees lady lil*

Reappears from a few hundred metres away* If i randomly dissapear, during out conversations folks, it will be the villagers calling me away i have a meeting with them.

*Her heart is pounding.. *

I understand Sire.. I think *frowns*

Hello miss lil how are we this evening, and Ben could you house the rabbits with the other 2 in the protective living chambers near the mews, i know its a big extravagent but they like it and no other animals can get in. *Smiles at lil, wondering if he left too hastily last night*

certainly sire i will do it now, goodlady. *awkwardly bows*

as Ben leaves he pulls miss lil to her feet by her hands kisses her gently and says* I missed you

*smiles warmly to Ben..*

*Wait for the King to talk to her*

Id better go and see to the villagers, now. I will see you later.

*wanders back towards the grounds walking a very large dog and carrying a covered cage*

*stand and curtsies to the King* Yes Sire..

*appears to be walking very slowly* i feel awkward somehow oh well here goes

hello good lady, has the king had to go? *blushes* i have a gift for you

*smiles as Ben comes towards her*

Hello Ben.. How is Blackhood today?

*Appears* It turns out i do not need to go just yet *Smiles at lil* Hello again Ben. I think if i do leave it will have to be rather abruptly as it will take me a while to getu up to the meeting rooms