h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What's this?...Strange looking thing.

*opens doors on the cabinet*

Ahh! Just what I was looking for.

*Pours himself a large Sauza Conmemorativo*
*Licks salt, shoots tequila, sucks lemon*

Mmmm.

*Gazes into the distance and wonders...*

Wonders what?

Tequilla! It makes me happy!

Sorry about that, the sight of all that Tequilla made my knees go funny. Quite handy this drinks cabinet appearing like this. It could have appeared like a Tardis, then where would we have been?
Outer-bloody-space, that's where.
Miles away from the Tequilla.
It doesn't bear thinking about.
Pass the bottle please.

Hi,

*Goof grins*

I'd normally suggest a Jose Cuerve to warn up with, but at this time of the morning have a Sierra heavily watered down with orange juice and a splash of Grenadine. How was your Monday? Mine was okay for once.

*Goof looks at his watch and runs off to work shouting as he leaves*

Bye, I'll be back later. I'm late...

Monday was fine, I went out to work for 3 hours. I tried to convince the most gorgeous bloke that works there that he needs to get his nipple pierced. I showed him mine (again) because I'm basically a bit of a tart and offered to pay to get his done if he let me have a go once it was in. I don't think he's up for it though. ~sigh~

Oh well, gotta go back into work for a few hours later, I can have another go. I think I'll bombard him with emails.

Where do you work that you don't have to start til quite late?

I'm self employed, so I get to give myself the morning off if I want. Is this bloke the same one as the God in your journal or is this sort of behavior a hobby? Speaking for myself I gladly accept offers from people to pay for me to get my bits pierced.

Normally I'm the one taking people to get their first piercings done. No-one has regretted it yet, but then they've just been nipple and navel piercings, nothing fancy like the elusive "tripple clitoral" ~ouch!~

*Goof pours a Mezcal, leaving the worm in the bottle for later*

Where do you work that seems to let you work a strange collection of hours?

I made mention of Monday because of a long standing tradition. Monday medicine; http://www.mondaymedicine.co.uk

I'm off for a nice soak in the bath. With a beer and a book, but I'll be back for a couple of coctails later.

*goof picks up a beer and wanders off*

*Ruturns to pick up a Caipirinha while no-one is looking*

*goof places a bag o' skunk behing the dusty, green bottle*

*mutters* ha, no-one will find it there...

*wanders off with another caipiriha and a can of stella*

~steals the bag o' skunk and replaces it with some random similar looking stuff, just for a laugh~

This is a different man that I am trying to persuade to get his nipple done. The God has already said that he wants his done, I just have to not hold my breath.

I drive a taxi for my dad, so I get to do whatever I like really. I worked for 2½ hours today, but I might do a bit more tomorrow.

~ponders the Bucks Fizz, but moves onto the Sierra Gold~

*goof returns, pours a drink, recovers greens and rolls a nice big one*

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"VALIS" is the title of a book by Philip K. Dick, and an acronym for Vast Active Living Information System. And 420, well, you know.

PKD turns up everywhere... Should really read more of his stuff, I'm mainly limited to factual books. Obscure stull that no-one else would read. Don't seem to have time for any decent fiction.

*Starts to build a tulip*

Tulip?

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Oh, damn! I've been caught again. Well I can't deny it, It was all VALIS420's fault. They made me do it.

No? OK, it was me skining up in here. A tulip is a rather exotic joint shaped like a tulip. It has a long stem (to suck the smokt through), A large "stamen" (full of mix) and some pettles (to look nice). It's a pain to roll but looks impressive and deep down I'm a closet extrovert.

*still wondering what kind of job Mina has*

Very interesting about the Tulip, not heard of that one before, but I tend to have to eat hash cakes, not smoke it.

If you read my post where I told you what I did for a living, you wouldn't have to wonder honey.

maybe she works for the government.

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VALIS420, don't start getting paranoid now. For all we know you're in Holland and this kind of thing is legal there.