h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*stumbles in fixes Stoli martini, strait up, dry , 3 olives*
Made a little extra... Any takers?

Yep, This Stella is nearly finished.

Hmmm, Stoli, nectar of the gods. (try [Broken link removed by Moderator])

Been there, done that. Stoli Oranj cosmopolitans, Oooh, try the Stoli peach(whatever it's called)w/ OJ. Stoli Vanilla, Ameretto(SP?), and 7-up = Cream soda. Yum.

Stoli, cream soda, ice-cream, blackberrys...

*walks/staggers to Drinks Cabinet, fridge, freezer and garden in that order. Reaches for liquidizer. Mixes a jug of top class Drinkage*

Anyone want some of this? *Drinks same* Woah! needs more cream soda.

*goof excuses himself as he goes out for a quick smoke*

OUT FOR A QUICK SMOKE?
I thought that this was the last refuge for the smokers of h2g2?

No, that'd be the smokers corner...

I see, as to not intimidate the other guests.

Not that there'd be many others at this time of night. The Yank shift should pe picking up soon, though.
Any bets on when/if Mina will ne here? Kasia has wimped out for now, but will be back soon, I'm sure.
SH**, I've got conflicting DLLs again, Fri**ing W98 Bloatware. Gotta hack this thing about again.

What are you lot doing up? Cluttering the place up for us sober people. Pass the Baileys please, the streets are full of idiots tonights and I need a drinky, pretty please

Do I win the bet? As I knew exactly when I would be here.

Hey, Mina, belly up to the Cabinet

*passes Baileys, Tequila and Sambuca*
See what you can make with that...
Glad to see you get here safely. How way your eneinig? (what the hell was that meant to say?)

Thanks VALIS420, drinking is what life is all about I think

Thanks Goof as well, that makes 3 rather large drinks if I am not very much mistaken.

I think you asked me how my evening was, it was work, mostly. Not very busy, and no nice looking blokes, although a young 18 year old told me that I looked about 9 years younger than I am, so obviously I love him.

4 out of 10 for punctuation.
*thinks about his own posts*
*looks shameful*

punctuation? what's that? something kinky? ~looks hopeful~

It's this new thing all the kids are doin'

Oh, well I am still young really, although a kid by no means, I'm game!
Let's try it.

I'm mixing a couple of "pierced nipple"s if anyone's interested. Even though they cost me a whole day's wages last time I drank them.

Mina, anyone interesting in the cab tonight?

check that for punctuation.

So, Mina, how many years do you have under your belt?