h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Let's try to keep this between us, for now.

Err... the chocolately things were...um... for me... I've got a mild case of the munchies. sorry for the confusion.

Fresh baked applesauce muffins? Man, I've got to patent these things.

Thanks for the bag. Does it need any nutrient mix or is all that sorted? Don't worry It'll never be empty.

*goof doesn't feel obliged to stay any longer and strolls off to bed hoping he doesn't fall asleep with a cigarette in his hand*

Goodnight all, Sleep well.

*Goof wonders if anyone else here ever sleeps...*

ZZzzzzzzzzzz

NO SLEEP FOR THE WICKED.

I just needed to update this post to say that apparently there is a small amount of sleep specifically designed for the wicked in which I am about to be acustomed to. Goodnight.

That sort of sleep is fooling you I believe, because there is no rest for the wicked, not even the extremely wicked.

I do sleep, but only when I really can't avoid it.
It feels a bit lonely here in the middle of the afternoon, but hey! I am going to the pub tonight, and although I doubt it is the sort of pub to supply the ingredients, I am going to try for a Pierced Nipple.

They should have the tequila (gold is better) and the Baileys. the only problem will be the Sambucca but you should be able to find it if you go on a bit of a pub crawl. I don't know if there's a Rat and Parrot in your area but that'll probably be your best bet (I don't go to many pubs and bars, honest). I used to survive on an average of about 4 hours a night but I try not to put my body through that kind of stress any more and I need some time for the booze to wear off and for me to recover, I was tee-total back in those days.
*can't belive it himself*

Enjoy the pub tonught, but this time do try not to show your nipple to too many people

Hey Goof, Mina, I just stopped by to see if you guys had any papers. I'm fresh out, and I can't seem to find a place that sells them here.

I forgot to take the ingredient list with me. So I didn't get to try it. I managed to not show my nipple to anyone tonight, so a success all round really.

I seem to get enough sleep in the week, at weekends I get sod all, as I often don't come home on Friday nights, then on Saturday I finish work at about 3am, and stay online until ridiculous hours of the morning, and yet am always out on Sunday afternoon by 1pm. It's a hectic life being a Sex Goddess.

I can help you out VALIS, do you want the Tribune, SunTimes or Wall Street Journal?
~S

Anything with headlines and a gummed edge.

Mina, what do you mean, you don't often get home on friday nights? That's terrible. I didn't get home last night until 5 o'clock this afternoon so I missed another day's work. I blame you. I took all the ingredients for a pierced nipple cocktail round to a friend's house for a barbecue. mixed up several which no-one drank. drank them myself and woke up this morning on the sofa, broken glass on the floor, and 2/3 of each bottle of tequila, sambucca and baileys missing. I can only assume that I drank far too much.
I've never been a Sex Goddess so I don't know how hectic it would be (I'm unlikely to find out without major surgery).

VALIS420, do you still need these? *holds up new pack of blue, king-sized papers*

Aaahhh....let the wake n/ bake begin.

VAL, how many hours have you clocked up here since you registered? You look on course to set some new records.

I think I'm moving in.* inhalation..pass..pass..*

What's the old record and how can you tell how many hours someone's been bouncing around in H2G2?
~S

Dunno, I just assumed there was an old record. I stumbled across some kind of stats page a few weeks back but don't know where it was or if it shows most posts in a day or anything. I remember it did show who'd posted the longest message that day.

Anyway, who's up for a nice large tequila to start the evening?

*Pours 4 large Jose Cuervos for whoever wants them*

I think it's http://www.h2g2.com/info but I could be wrong.
*throws back shotglass and tosses it over shoulder into the fireplace*
Sorry, habit. I'll bring over a few cases of glassware next time I stop by.