h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*starts making holes in pizza delivery hat for antennae*

At least the uniform is big enough so that i can wear it over my fatigues.

*rolls back sleeves which are far too long* extracts knife from left boot and makes several slits in the uniform.

Got to be able to reach the weaponry .

[In a flash of light, Mewtwo and Vekura appear]

[Mewtwo] }What's going on?{

*Sighs*

Mewtwo, basically KL's up to no good, and we're trying to stop him by disguising ourselves as pizza delivery people. Oh, and everyone make some little changes to your names so that we won't be instantly recognized.

*Finishes putting on the uniform*

UH, KL *can* spot loopholes, but it usually takes him a little longer. Besides, I've looked in that forum lately: he's already practically claimed that he's up to evil. Besides, as long as KL doesn't post to quickly, you just *know* that some of the non-patient villains will start fighting us. Plenty of reason for us to continue the raid.

I'll do mine under Y2K's name. NONE of the Bad Guys will notice ANYTHING if Y2K takes charge!


[YK] WAIT! Er, are there pizza delivery /girls/?

[Mackenzie] You are suggesting I go. [This is not a question]

[YK] Er, yeah.

When do you want us to change our names?

*GL slips on the uniform and picks up a pizza box. Notices that the bottom of the box is hot. Peeks in the box and sees a fresh pizza.*

Hey! There's real pizza in here!

*Takes a slice and wolfs it.*

[Mewtwo] }We'll go in with cloaking devices so they can't see us.{

[YK] Okay, I think I have things ready. No, wait. It'll have to be Lord Ancba.

[Mewtwo] }Okay. We now only need wait for the people here to remember to post again, then Affy will give us the okay, and then ...{

I wonder if someone could clarify the primary and secondary objectives?

Primary Objective: break into Hangar Infinity alive.

Secondary Objective: Somehow prevent KL from continuing whatever it is that he's up to.

I'll be posting the URL shortly. When I do, just go there as soon as you come next, after making a post to keep this message in our 'most frequent forums' list. Also, when you see it, that is when you should make the change to your name. This way there will be very little confusion.

*Gets a few armloads of pizza boxes (containing real pizza), and wonders what to change his name to. Decides on something that sounds slightly sinister so that he can claim to be a big fan of STUMPED*

I'll be with you in spirit but I must go to bed. It's past two in the morning here.

*Affy puts on a very realistic looking Vogon mask. He now appears like a very scrawny Vogon, carrying several pizzas* Okay, from this moment on, call me Gorgolax. I'm posing as a Vogon delivery-person who has admired the works of STUMPED for several months and has been lurking about their conversations for months, knows the backstories of KL and a few others, and noticed that they were wanting several pizzas delivered. You people come in later, because I couldn't carry enough pizzas at a time. Make sure to change your names and user pages enough so that people won't notice. Meet me at the hangar ASAP. http://www.h2g2.com/F35868?thread=76134&latest=1

Garius Lupus here. I have changed my name and am on my way now to the hangar.

[YK and Mackenzie exchange a glance, and then, in a flash of light, their genders. YK is now a young woman, and Mackenzie is now a guy. Both are wearing pizza delivery outfits. Their voices are changed, too]

[YK-f] They'll NEVER recognize us now!

[Mackenzie-m] Do we change back when we're ready to spring the trap?

[YK-f] Yeah.

[Mackenzie-m] Good.

It's me in disguise - Amy the Ant, that is. I had to have a name that would explain the antennae.

*waves antennae that are sticking out of the pizza delivery outfit hat*

I'm on my way to the hangar now.

Rather later than planned, UH appears, then disappears. Then reappears dressed in a turban and sandles with brown socks. He has decided to further confuse the villains by dressing as an indian takeaway bloke

I think we've got enough CHOPPERS members there to begin the assault. When one mroe person posts here to confirm that they are ready in the other forum (And yes, it *can* be someone already there), let's take off these ridiculous disguises, and jump on 'em with snowzars blazing!

You're on!