h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Vekura] {Nothing!}

[Mewtwo] }You.{

OKOKOK. I'll do updates soon...I keep forgetting...

[Mewtwo] }Whew!{

Right The updates are here! Such as they are. Ho hum.

[Mewtwo] }Mention that I'm one of the most powerful Pokémon in existence, Vekura's the other one of the most powerful Pokémon in existence, and maybe something to the effect that our weaknesses are our kids and the fact that we don't like cheese.{

[Vekura] {Someone once combined the two. I think Mewtwo vaporized him.} {Don't ask.}

Nicely done, UH. Thanks.

It's still happening. But I don't have much time...

[Vekura] {Good.}

OK. Advertising, now. Put a join CHOPPERS here... after =your name, or something.

And where is Affy?

[Mewtwo] }Well, he seems to have disappeared off the face of the H2G2.{

Lets kick him while he's down.

I shouldn't... he is our leader... Are you up for some inventive cyber carnage? If so, come here and have a fight... http://www.h2g2.com/F42679?thread=88079&latest=1

[Mewtwo and Vekura look at each other and nod]

Oops, I'd forgotten to invide you, well, enjoy.

*Suicide Man wanders in, armed with a cyanide pill and a pre-tied noose, in case any danger looms*

Hey guys, how's it going?

*Affy suddenly reappears, checks the backlog. Notices Peregrin*

Greetingage. I was just about to go and see what all of the 'carnage' was about.

[Mewtwo] }Mind the gratuitious [sp?] violence and the certain amount of swear words.{

Miles away, the Mild Mannered Janitor hears the call for help

He jumps into his filing cabinet, slides down the shute and pops out in the hideout!

Using only his standard issue mop, he sweeps up the Heap of gaage.

and then, as quickly as he came, he is gone.

Very Wierd.

[Mewtwo] }What's Gaage?{

Some kind of fruit isn't it