A Conversation for CHOPPERS: The H2G2 Guild Of Superheros
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Dec 10, 2000
how about...we tattoo our credentials to our scalps, and then we can be choppers but no one will know?
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jan 15, 2001
ALL FREQUENCIES ALERT
STUMPED are up to something big. They're going to every article in the guide on places, and capturing them for their empire! Everyone report in and we'll decide upon a plan of action!
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jan 15, 2001
ALL FREQUENCIES ALERT
STUMPED are up to something big. They're going to every article in the guide on places, and capturing them for their empire! Everyone report in and we'll decide upon a plan of action!
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Afgncaap5 Posted Jan 15, 2001
*Affy kicks the doors open and runs in, panting*
Okay, I was riding this train, and a bunch of Gecko Warriors jumped it and took over the entire train route! I checked around, and found that New York City and Los Angeles had also been taken over by STUMPED minions! They've probably taken a few others since then!
I'll head to NYC and see if I can't handle the supervillain in charge there (in case you couldn't guess, it's NYC). UH, any idea where STUMPED is planning all of this from?
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Giguschild - Xenomorph(Muse of Honourable Death...and Mu.) Posted Jan 15, 2001
Giguschild climbs from a vent. Death Avocado kicks open a door. Maestus lingers in a shadowy corner.
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Afgncaap5 Posted Jan 15, 2001
*Affy begins setting up The Korfozzle, via his watch*
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Peregrin Posted Jan 15, 2001
*Suicide Man gets bored of being a superhero and commits suicide by ramming a mobile phone up his nose*
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jan 15, 2001
In one of their fora. The Hangar, I think.
They seem to be claiming territories ion the name of STUMPED. Eventually, they'll claim H2G2 as well. they most be stopped!
Set phasers to winking smilys?
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jan 16, 2001
*a note drops from another ventilation shaft and floats gently to the floor*
*the note says:*
Dear CHOPPERS,
You will never stop us. But please feel free to try.
Signed, STUMPED
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Mewtwo and Vekura (Pokémon League: A285905. Be a superhero: A380396) Posted Jan 16, 2001
[Mewtwo] }The Clones have taken Darwin, Australia.{
[Vekura] {WHY were you THERE?}
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 16, 2001
Poetry Woman blasts her way in, that is to say, she's firing her Poetry Beam through the door as she enters (but fortunately, switches it off before the door shuts.
"Trying to take over H2G2? We have to stop them!!!"
She immediately gets out a great big piece of butcher's paper, and draws a complicated diagram (that looks like the mouse trap from the board game of the same name.)
She also sets the Poetry Beam OFF 'Lousy Limericks' (which for some reason, it keeps getting itself set to) and back to 'Vile Verse'.
She pulls out a phaser and sets it to 'Winking Smileys'
"Right Chief"
She can't resist a little swoon though.
Poetry Woman 
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Afgncaap5 Posted Jan 16, 2001
In case anyone cares, I'm attempting to reclaim NYC from NYC. He's already set up pretty good defenses (the police are after me with a lot of bullets and a tank). I've escaped into the sewers, and am en route to a strategic location from which we could set up a refugee HQ, and attempt to reclaim the city. Just a reminder, this isn't going to be a standard battle. There are actually civilians and innocent bystanders to look out for this time.
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jan 16, 2001
Right on.
Well, what are you waiting for? Let's move!
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Inkwash Posted Jan 16, 2001
Wait for me!
(hurriedly donning tri-corner hat, complete with feather for ballistic achievements)
(Methinks I might embark on a little espionage)
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jan 16, 2001
Right then. Here is NYC: http://www.h2g2.com/F25722?thread=98024&post=820458 here is the titanic battle: (just general carnage...hehe): http://www.h2g2.com/F42679?thread=88079&post=820391 and you are already in our invaded foyer...
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Inkwash Posted Jan 16, 2001
I will not allow domination of world-site entries, especially not while I have three such sites of my own!
(dashes off to NY City)
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Garius Lupus Posted Jan 16, 2001
*Changes into wolf form and heads in direction of NYC*
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Garius Lupus Posted Jan 16, 2001
* Comes back briefly to let others know about the attack on L.A.* http://www.h2g2.com/F28211?thread=97498&post=820855
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- 161: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Dec 10, 2000)
- 162: Peregrin (Dec 10, 2000)
- 163: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Dec 13, 2000)
- 164: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jan 15, 2001)
- 165: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jan 15, 2001)
- 166: Afgncaap5 (Jan 15, 2001)
- 167: Giguschild - Xenomorph(Muse of Honourable Death...and Mu.) (Jan 15, 2001)
- 168: Afgncaap5 (Jan 15, 2001)
- 169: Peregrin (Jan 15, 2001)
- 170: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jan 15, 2001)
- 171: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jan 16, 2001)
- 172: Mewtwo and Vekura (Pokémon League: A285905. Be a superhero: A380396) (Jan 16, 2001)
- 173: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Jan 16, 2001)
- 174: Afgncaap5 (Jan 16, 2001)
- 175: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jan 16, 2001)
- 176: Inkwash (Jan 16, 2001)
- 177: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jan 16, 2001)
- 178: Inkwash (Jan 16, 2001)
- 179: Garius Lupus (Jan 16, 2001)
- 180: Garius Lupus (Jan 16, 2001)
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