h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*is still bouncing with joy, she collides with the dark stranger*

Oops...*giggle*...sorry

*she brief sees his face smiling at her and then his face is covered by the darkness again*

*smiles up at him and es*

*dark figure*

can I come in?

*not concentrating on everyone else*

R...

O!

*with a flash of almost blinding light, the Dewey Demon becomes... Smiley Lad! *

Well, you're not a cow, so unless you're a sea monkey, or evil, you can come in.

*Pulls out hero dial.*

H...

E...

Dang, why did they make these dials so sticky?

*dark figure passes through the force field*

*just stands there laughing*

Ahah... a hero dial... oh dear... I'm sorry its just....eheh..

Keep laughing, buddy...cause here comes...</>

*Dials R and O, and in a brilliant flash of light turns into...*

Duct tape girl??? How...?

eheheh............or dear I cant breathe..........ahah... In a bit of a sticky situation there scandrea....


*pushes her against the wall and watches her try to struggle free*

Ahah you're stuck! Mwuahaha!!!

*skips back grinning*

Voiceover: This man is no ordinary man. This is Mr. F G Superman. To all appearances, he looks like any other law-abiding citizen. But Mr F G Superman has a secret identity. When trouble strikes at any time, at any place, he is ready to become... BICYCLE REPAIR MAN!

*procedes to walk through the force field surrounding the HQ*

*looks at Scandrea*



*looks at bicycle repair man*




*considers usefulness of being Smiley Lad*

*dashes into the HQs and slashes the dial with the twin swords**this conveinently unsticks it*

DARN IT!

*is wondering how evil claw got through the forcefield when the laws of continuity rewinds time briefly thus placing the aforementioned evilclaw back outside the HQ*

That was handy.

right CHOPPERS, you have five minutes to surrender or else I'll start to get tetchy, and you wouldn't like me when I'm tetchy

We don't like you now.

Shoo .... scoot .... begone ....

*dark shadowly figure*

I'm just here for the show, can I stay?

*morphs into his ware-labrador form, walks over to Red and piddles on him*

*is by now very tempted to join the fight, even though these are Vestie's friends which could be some sort of an ethical problem, or at least a bit awkward maybe, but on the other hand he isn't even here, so maybe she could join just for a bit and have some fun, after all it's not like anyone is going to get hurt, right?*











Oh well, I'm in.


*walks to force-field* Let's see, this is cow/sea-monkey/evil-proof... Now, I'm neither a cow nor a sea-monkey, and I'm just outsane, not evil no problem then! *walks through force-field*