h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ow! That hurt!

*Throws pie at TB.*

well we /are/ at war

Oh, a war? Well, I better call in my sea monkey army then!

*mumbles what sounds like gibberish into a walkie-talkie*

They should be here soon

Oh no! Not sea monkeys!

*Runs inside for a minute, and runs back out wearing makeshift armor (think an umpire's gear, with a saucepan on head for a helmet.*

hmmm I remember that like it was yesterday...
*screen starts to go wavy like it does when you have a flashback*
WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ONE OF YOU STUPID FLASHBACKS...WE GOT WORK TO DO...REMEMBER ON YOUR OWN TIME...

anywho...

Why why why why why why!!!!
WHY does everyone automaticly assume that the Evil Army of H2G2 is composed of COWS...I mean they /are/ supperior fighters and all strong and powerful and if the people didn't keep them down they would rule the world like they should...

*brakes out into random diseny-like song*
Whoooose the man in the suuuuit?
Whoooose the cat with the feeeeeeek?
Do you really want to feel him, Harvey Aturney, Habias Corpus, Mar the ATURNEY
Harvey Birdman Aturney at Laaaaaaaaaaw

oh blasphomous cursors...
*woops out Gauss Ion Cannon, flings what was way back when a sock and, yet again, blows it up*

*charges cannon for another bolt*
BZZZZzzzzzt

oh and Rose grew up in a house full of BS...

I really can't say anything to that.

*Flings a wad of duct tape in the general direction of SuperMoo's mouth.*

*slowly puts head in hands and weeps*

*Pats Red Dog on the back*

A-ha, so you admit you're outclassed?

*Looks at cow army.*

I don't think "class" is the word we're looking for...

*Tracer runs up and takes sharp stick from TB before he can poke Scandrea with it again.*

It isn't a cow army...I don't take any offence to that or does it bother me...not at all so you can stop...so...DON'T SAY IT AGAIN...

*enlarges one of the outhouse's windows with the Gauss Ion Cannon*

*The Evil Army of H2G2's Evil InterGalactic MeatPatty of Doom(IGMPD at A2335916) floats over the CHOPPERS HQ*

*produces from about his person a brand new still shiney PointyStik 9000(c), set's it to repeat and procedes to poke Scandrea with it




Th New PointyStik 9000(c) from PointiStik inc. has the following features, an 8 pronged rotating magazine, capable of repeatedly poking someone, self cleaning, for when you poke someone just that little bit too hard, Multi functionality including the afore mentioned repeater function, along with a simultanios 8 prong poke, single poke and single poke locked. This last function moves one prong forwards and then locks it in place, the PointyStik 9000(c) can then be used like a PointyStik Classic(c).

*Ducks residual ion cannon blast.*

I didn't- ow!- say anything! Ow! I only- yeouch!- thought it!

WOULD YOU STOP POKING ME WITH THAT THING!

*breaks TB's stick*

Now now, be nice....or I'll have to call Phyllis' they've emailed me and they want to come back

Yes, stop poking Scandrea!

I've forgotten what the plan was, so is it OK if I just go with standard CHOPPERS Plan A? Thought so.

*gets out H-Dial and begins to dial*

H...

E...

*takes out his own HERO dial and dials H - E - R - O *

~there is a clap of thunder followed by a bright flash and standing there is Forcefield Boy~

That's handy

*casts a protective impermeable, impenetrable, cow, sea-monkey and evil proof forcefield around CHOPPERS HQ*

*a dark cloaked figure turns up, his face isn't visabl in the darkness he creates*

I'm not evil, can I come in?

Are you a cow ?

*the dark figure stands there*

no