h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Commander SuperMoo aproaches A380396 with a full army of EVILMINIONS, LARDWARRIARS, trebuchets, spamapults, and some Zerg units sprinkled in the mix*

[LWwhim:set up trebuchets]

[LWwhim:Load trebuchets with spam]

[LMwhim:FIRE TREBUCHETS]

*At this order, the trebuchets are fired and SPAM rains down from the heavens upon the unsespecting Superhero's from CHOPPERS.*

I am Commander SuperMoo, Grand Duke of the Cows and one of the leaders of The Evil Army of H2G2 This is the Evil Army of H2G2's army of minions...well a portion of it...the rest will soon follow...

Anywho...

SuperMoo

And I'm Supreme Commander of the Evil Army(TM) and we demand a shubbery! ... or something... *consults script*

We are here to invade you and seize control. Welcome to the invasion of you.

Hello, my name is Luthiena and I'm here for a nice polit invasion. I command the army from the Shadow Realm and they're really....erm....absent at the moment

Yes, and here I am bringing up the rear.

Hello Jen, I have never seen you before

*waves*

And hello to you too, smiles and makes little kissing noises.

Paper and scissors eh. What a good game. Well, I really must fly as I have some preparation to do.

Have fun,

Jen

*smiles back*

Good to see you you little warring Jen-shaped thing

*opens the CHOPPERS front door*

Gawd it's you lot again ! Sorry we're not taking calls at the moment. Why don't you try STUMPED two doors down - I'm sure they'll be more interested in whatever it is that you're doing and they have a higher tolerance for bad spelling.

*shuts front door and puts the chain on*

*shouts through the letterbox*

And you can keep your little pamphlets!

*closes the curtains and puts a NO VACANCIES sign in the front window*

Sorry to hear you aren't interested. I wanted a nice friendly war and I hope you will find my spelling up to your standards..

*a strange caption appears...*


Note, this adventure takes place before the heores' adventures in L-Space. Or possibly after. It's up to you.


*the Dewey Demon puts down the he's reading*

An army? Here we go again...

Ignore them and maybe they'll go away.

Sorry, I'll go away if you want. Just say the word and I'll go

Aw...

Now I feel bad.

No, you can stay. Just play outside nicely, I don't want to hear the sound of any heavy artillery or antiquated machines of war. You know it'll all end in tears.

I just want to make friends I came here with the war party but I'm nice really...

Don't tell them that or they'll hurt me </>

Ha! Whats the problem here then? Think they'lll lose do they?

Greetings CHOPPERS, sorry to see you're so pathetic, I am the great leader of the incredibly superior army that is the MOTMV

Pleased to meet you

*is glad to note that the evil army are no longer in vases, nut is a little scared now, as they didn't look very frightening whilst in oddly-shaped bits of crockery designed for holding flowers*

*hangs around in the background, hoping to look like a brooding hero, but failing rather badly*