h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*looks behind her and sees a brooding hero*

NOOOO....ARRRGGG....NOT THE "BE NICE TO THE ENEMY" APROACH....not again...it's getting old...and what do you mean anti-aquatic...there not old...it's just old technology with a spicey new ammo...(canned meat)...

*in frustration takes out a gallon jug of BBQ sauce and takes a swig from it...*

now what about vases...when were we ever in vases...or was that invasive...or invasion...or induvitably...

*continues rambling...*

and your not seriously going to claim that this society has fallen and now opposes violence of any kind...or armys inside of vases...or anti-aquatic machinery which creaks no matter how new it is...are you...?

SuperMoo

oh and we already ruled stumped out...

oooohhhhhh....I get it...I 'acedentally' titled the thread invases...ooopppps...

*a worm hole opens up above CHOPPERS HQ and out flies the Zerg Swarm. Several Overlords float down to the surface to drop off thier cargo of Infested Minions and my battle field commander, Death Bringer, an Assemilated Archon (I use Battle Field Commanders since I am lacking in the movement department)

*the Infested Minions hover up off the ground, extending light swords drawn, and zip towards the location where the Evil Army awiats some action.

Will no one put up a fight against my swarms, even the puny Terrans(no association with Terrania or the Terranic Army) of Braxis put up a greater resistance than anything I have seen since the MotMV

Overmind:
Via Death Bringer

overmind... you're such a drama queen...
anywho time for the backtakes... *GASP* REDDOG WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! *sobs* why why! after our ignoble expulsion from the dog house Wait a tick! you didn't defeat us, you played dead! just like a dog! well i'm a cat and nothing but nothing will stay my vengence...

Ooo yarn ball! *wanders off*

besides is there a rule that states that evil armies can't attack superheroes?

yes fowl feline chase the yarn... oh wait we're on the same side this time. I'd also like to point out that there is precedent for evil armies/geniuses attacking superheroes, Lex Luthor did it in the animated JLA series, Bane did it in Knightfall, The Jokers did it in Batman Beyond and so on. I can only surmise, from your insistant refusal to defend yourselves that you are neither super, nor heroes

oh i'll chase the yarn, with a vengence!... ummm...

I agree with TB! what kind of superheroes would balk at a chance to stop the evil army from taking over the world, multiverse, h2g2 or anyverse-ary (supermoo's joke).

show some respect for the term super hero for bob's sake!

*the curtains twitch a bit just enough for the acting acting deputy leader of CHOPPERS to take a peek outside*

~inside CHOPPERS HQ~

Time for a house meeting everyone ...... oh and bring your Hero dials we might be needing them.

wibble.

"...[caller:]Batman, batman, batmaaaan...[operater:]sorry...[caller:]*breath in*...nooo...[operater:]yea...[caller:]I'll track him down...[operater:]okay good luck...[caller:]I'll track him down with all of my hatred"

The evil army in vases?
That must mean that they are plants, but no ordinary plants.
Perhaps a form of biological warfare cobbled together by genetic scientists? Okay, probably something like this: the hardiness of kudzu, the itchiness of poison ivy, and the poisonousness of certain mushrooms.

However, the genetic scientists did not do a good job, because these noxious plants require Intravenous treatments just to survive, as in
"Take IV"

Just call me Nostradamus.

A-Hah! That is where you are wrong!
Invases is a clever reference to General Plotting.

*turns up at the CHOPPERS house meeting with a brand new H-Dial, which he must have requisitioned off-panel at some point, but no-one will notice except continuity geeks, and, well, you have to give them something to pick up on...*

There appear to be rather a lot of them...

General Plotting must be a clever guy (/dog/cat/whatever ).

But what about those continuity geeks ?
Do they ever stop?

(I have much to learn...)

general plotting is a potted plant that currently resides in my office but apparently any plant is general plotting because of his amazering plant powers. We have a whole greenhouse of them. And by we i mean the MotMV. I only have one...

using his amazingly pitiful mastery of quasi-forien languages interperates the meaning of Nos-tradamus*ponounced: nos.tradum.us*
Hmmm...he either wants us to flaunt in his general direction, or he said "we trade with ourselves" in a Spanish-Native American Stereotype sort of language...hmmm...

~inside CHOPPERS HQ~

..... mutter, I bet they'll ...... mutter, giggle ....... giggle, whisper, giggle ..... fall for that one ..... guffaw, whisper ..... Vestboy's unmentionables ....... chorthe, wheeze, whisper ......

STOP MUMBLING IN MY PRESENCE...GRUMBLING IS OKAY...OH AND WRITING IN FULL CAPS IS A SURE SIGN OF OVERBARRING JERKISHNESS...

*orders some of the Infested Minions of his brood to attack the door...*
*after initial resistence door falls*

Ho Ho!!!