h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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So long and thanks for all the 597.3 or .4 or .5 !

David B, the

This has to be the weirdest battle I've ever taken part in.

*Attempts to revive Claw.*

ugggg....please...your using the wrong stuff...its S.A.L.T.S....the last two letters stand for tablespoon of stuff...anywho...
*holds up some SALTS*
*slams his head into Claw's...*

oh and...

*A squadron of FFST's (Flaming Flying Septic Tanks) fly overhead...*
[FFSTwhim:drop S.L.U.G.S. Bomb (Satirically Large Ultra Green Slime)]
*SLUGS Bomb drops and explodes on the CHOPPERS HQ...everyone is stuck virtually imobile in ultra green slime...*
*SuperMoo uses the SALTS in his hand to dissolve the slime around him...(it's what the original purpose was for...)*
HAHA!!!
*uses SALTS on all Evil Army members and MotMV members...and anyone on our side...*

oh and...
355.009 W...Medieval Warfare...look up trebuchets...

and...
Why does the person we invade always try to revive Claw when he is in control...?

Perhaps you could ask them nicely *not* to revive Claw, then.

AHA! seems things are happeni- Ugh look at this slime, supermoo -please never use slime warefare again, its inhumane

*struggling in the slime*



Now, if only I can free my hand enough to reach my Hero Dial...

*struggles more*

I remember what it's like being slimed. Fere David:

That's Here not Fere, FYI.

The typo demon strikes again...

<Waves wand.

Eeew. Still, easier to move in this stuff...

*cleans self with towel, thanking his generous benefactor*

Right!

*dials the H-Dial and in a flash of light, the Dewey Demon is replaced by a sticky, green entity*

Face the wrath of - Slime Boy!

Coconut custard isn't the only flavor available.
Would you prefer chocolate custard?
Blueberry cheesecake?

nice...?...sounds like mice eating rice...but if you replace the mice but not the rice with birds they go boom...

...anywho...
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note to self...create new weapons...preferable conserning things that go boom...not birds eating rice though...definatly not birds eating rice...or mice eating rice for that matter...or grey puppon...or honey mustard...or...um...something else related to mustard...

*has an idea...*
*several minions familiar with the results of SuperMoo's 'ideas' cower in fear...*

*s into room with TV...*
*pockets remote...*
*s out...*
*flings remote through forcefield to a evilminion who jumps into an unnessisary getaway car...*
*car drives a short distance*
*evilminion gets out*
*evilminion teleports up to IGMPD*
*I told you it was unessisary...*
*why am i writing in the action bracets...?*

*Has wriggled her way out of the slime the old fashioned way, and is proceeding to tie SuperMoo up with duct tape.*

Told you it works for everything!

Why are you taping ducks to SuperMoo?

NO no no...your going about it all wrong...if your going do duct tape someone do it right...
*shows Scandrea how to duct tape someone the correct way...*
*is thus duct taped the correct way and roles around tring to get out of it...*

Okay, I stand corrected.

SuperMoo is being taped to a duct.

Is it a viaduct? An aqueduct? An air duct?

*comes back from the supermarket with a bag of biscuits and tea and eight frozen pizzas*

Ah, I see the army's still here. What's all this slime doing all over the place?

Scandrea, so far as I remember, the old fashioned way of getting out of slime was to wriggle out of your outfit. Are you sure that's what you want to do, or has there been another old-fashioned method that was before my time?

Where's the boss got to? I've got his change.

Hi Inky