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The Evil Army Invades: Take IV, Chapter 1:Stiky Situation
Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted May 24, 2004
Oh, I suppose I could help, since I've finally got some time online and all...
*searches pockets and retrieves Swiss army knife, cuts away the duct tape so that Scandrea can dial the thingy*
Sorry Dewey guy, I don't really know what to do about slime...
Unless...
*ignores continuity - slime suddenly disappears*
Is that any better?
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Scandrea Posted May 24, 2004
Okay, don't panic! At least no one can do anything to us without getting stuck themselves!
The Evil Army Invades: Take IV, Chapter 1:Stiky Situation
Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted May 24, 2004
*wonders how come she didn't get stuck, then realises what happened*
It's the simposts! They're after me again!
*hides*
The Evil Army Invades: Take IV, Chapter 1:Stiky Situation
Inkwash Posted May 25, 2004
*awakens from dazed stupour to find someone rummaging through the shopping bags by his head*
Hey! These are CHOPPERS pizzas.
Where's your badge, sonny?
The Evil Army Invades: Take IV, Chapter 1:Stiky Situation
Luthiena Posted May 25, 2004
Inky...have you seen my slimey?
The Evil Army Invades: Take IV, Chapter 1:Stiky Situation
David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted May 25, 2004
*tries to hide behind Scandrea*
The Evil Army Invades: Take IV, Chapter 1:Stiky Situation
Luthiena Posted May 25, 2004
There you are slimey!
*grabs him and gives him a 
*
*he suddenly stops being slimey and turns into a handsome prince.
There you go, better?
The Evil Army Invades: Take IV, Chapter 1:Stiky Situation
David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted May 25, 2004
Now, that was unexpected.
*thinks*
Nobody dial H or I'll turn back into an unhandsome librarian!
*tries to wrestle the H-Dial away from Scandrea*
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Luthiena Posted May 25, 2004
Aren't you even going to say thank-you? And to think I cared....*sniff*
*walks away dejectedly*
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David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted May 25, 2004
My family and I cannot fraternise with commoners. Sorry.
But yes, thank you, most kind.
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Luthiena Posted May 25, 2004
Commoner?....
The Evil Army Invades: Take IV, Chapter 1:Stiky Situation
Inkwash Posted May 25, 2004
Aw!
You should have turned him into a well-paid, underworked physician.
Oh well. Plenty more slimeys in the...
*wanders off to find a really good encyclopedia*
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David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted May 25, 2004
*draws sword*
*thinks, 
, I have a sword...*
Right, troops! Let us vanquish these armies of evil, let us overcome these darksome foes and let our pure hearts shine forth!
*much brandishing of sword and checking reflection in its shiny blade*
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Inkwash Posted May 25, 2004
*Draws bow and arrow. Inky always was, after all, a Robin Hood-style hero*
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Scandrea Posted May 25, 2004
*Draws a horse*
Whoops, sorry!
*Puts down sketchpad, and draws rock hammer.*
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David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted May 25, 2004
Charge!
*charges*
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Existential Elevator Posted May 25, 2004
*is still meditating peacefully in the corner, completely oblivious*
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Luthiena Posted May 25, 2004
*crawls over to a corner and weeps*
Why does nobody I like stay my friend....first Phyllis then slimey....
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David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted May 25, 2004
*whilst brandishing his sword at various evil minions*
You don't seriously expect gratitude from a handsome prince?
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The Evil Army Invades: Take IV, Chapter 1:Stiky Situation
- 301: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (May 24, 2004)
- 302: Scandrea (May 24, 2004)
- 303: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (May 24, 2004)
- 304: Inkwash (May 25, 2004)
- 305: Luthiena (May 25, 2004)
- 306: David B - Singing Librarian Owl (May 25, 2004)
- 307: Luthiena (May 25, 2004)
- 308: David B - Singing Librarian Owl (May 25, 2004)
- 309: Luthiena (May 25, 2004)
- 310: David B - Singing Librarian Owl (May 25, 2004)
- 311: Luthiena (May 25, 2004)
- 312: Inkwash (May 25, 2004)
- 313: David B - Singing Librarian Owl (May 25, 2004)
- 314: Inkwash (May 25, 2004)
- 315: Scandrea (May 25, 2004)
- 316: David B - Singing Librarian Owl (May 25, 2004)
- 317: Luthiena (May 25, 2004)
- 318: Existential Elevator (May 25, 2004)
- 319: Luthiena (May 25, 2004)
- 320: David B - Singing Librarian Owl (May 25, 2004)
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