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DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 10, 2003
oh... 
that sounds like a dull fate...
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Dec 10, 2003
*quietly removes his trusty Dial-a-Gun from it's holster, selects "Hallucinogenic Hypodermic" mode 
and fires a round at Dr Anthea. A micro-dart whisks it's way silently across the forum and lodges itself in the assassins deriere*
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 10, 2003
*swipes the dart away with her tail*
thing is...
*starts to halucenate*
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Dec 10, 2003
*RD puts his Dial-a-Gun into the "Phobia Ray" setting and acquires another target. A beam shoots across the thread and gives AK a temporary bout of Coulrophobia*
*slips on a disguise*
check out http://www.phobialist.com/#C-
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 10, 2003
*halusenates that red dog is a mouce*
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Dec 10, 2003
Red Dog dips into his spandex, recovers a bit of semtex from the bottom of a pocket, kneads it into a fair approximation of a cheese slice and throws it at Dr Anthea 
*puts fingers in ears 
*
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 10, 2003
*flickers her tail annoyed and pounces on red dog still thinking hes a *
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Dec 10, 2003
*just keeps on shooting*
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Dec 10, 2003
*RD tries to fight off the squirming and hallucinating Dr Anthea and finds he has too much to do and too few arms to do it with. The Dial-a-Gun falls to the ground bounces once then fully discharges on "Babel Setting" hitting both Red Dog and His Divine Shadow. The pair now possess very dodgy french accents. The paw print enabled security system activates and puts the weapon into standby mode*
Merde. Zis was nert expectedment 
Aidez moi mes chums - get zee female erf mon back !
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
AK - fancy that! Posted Dec 10, 2003
!!!!
scared! scared!
*clonk*
*the hitting the wall causes his phobia to dissapear through bizarre effects to the brain*
Ah ha!
*steals the phobia ray thingy... or at least soemthign that can make one*
MWUHAHA
Pogonophobia for you!
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Dec 10, 2003
Allez !!! Allez !!! Eet iz une Xmas icon terrible !!!
Passez moi ze 
bombe.
my dial-a-gun is on security setting keyed to my own paw print but I'll let you have this one as Phobia's are Phun 
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
AK - fancy that! Posted Dec 10, 2003
arright
*asses the bomb*
Yes I just accidently left off the "P" and let it stay that way
wait I just passed a cracker bomb! damn. whoops.
*picks up a water gun filled with gravy*
behold the power of the gravy gun!
*squirt, squirt*
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Dec 11, 2003
*suddenly rememberes zat ee az le experience of zis zing at F74899?thread=158301 *
*lunges at with 
*
En garde !
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
Wøñkø Posted Dec 11, 2003
*honk honk*
*floor turn into a trampoline completely at random, and red dog accidently pole-vaults*
*jumps in the air and comes down in a lotus position bouncing*
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Dec 11, 2003
Looks at Wonko.
Looks at 6 ft .
Remembers 7" heels
Looks at Wonko again.
Brace yourself mon brave ...... I am coming een dry !
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
AK - fancy that! Posted Dec 11, 2003
the trampoline thign happens to be an inflatable big plastic bouncy thingy, a "moonwalk"
*pops it*
POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*falls 5 stories down to this old abandoned warehouse place*
*looks at a box*
ACME bizarre fighting things, huh?
*sets something up as the others will probably fall as theres nowhere else to go, and there's no floor now...
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Dec 11, 2003
*shoots te christmas tree, setting it ablaze while snapping it in two*
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Dec 11, 2003
Looks at the three foot long blazing
Looks at Wonko with pity.
Unfotunatement pour vous I zink zis eez going to be a bit more painful zan I virst thought.
*completes insertion*
Non pain, non gain Wonko
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Dec 11, 2003
GodBen to the rescue!
You all thought I was mad when I suggested the elite cycling assassin unit, but here it is!
*Several cycling Eunuch assassins enter the room and cause mayhem*
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Dec 11, 2003
he's French! Die, runs at red dog shooting with his plasma pistol
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- 121: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 10, 2003)
- 122: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Dec 10, 2003)
- 123: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 10, 2003)
- 124: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Dec 10, 2003)
- 125: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 10, 2003)
- 126: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Dec 10, 2003)
- 127: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 10, 2003)
- 128: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Dec 10, 2003)
- 129: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Dec 10, 2003)
- 130: AK - fancy that! (Dec 10, 2003)
- 131: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Dec 10, 2003)
- 132: AK - fancy that! (Dec 10, 2003)
- 133: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Dec 11, 2003)
- 134: Wøñkø (Dec 11, 2003)
- 135: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Dec 11, 2003)
- 136: AK - fancy that! (Dec 11, 2003)
- 137: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Dec 11, 2003)
- 138: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Dec 11, 2003)
- 139: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Dec 11, 2003)
- 140: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Dec 11, 2003)
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