h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

<*Doomgiver starts to emit a slow heartbeat like thump and emits a white light that blinds everyone <--not allowed] in the near vicinity. When it fades each villain has received an attack in equal measure <--use some sense] to that perpetrated in this forum to date. Shoes are stuck up villains s, throats are cut <--not necessarily killing though] and wounds received from guns and a large collection of noses and ears litter the floor <--at least that's what was intended, whether or not it happens is not up to you]*

at least 2 major continuity violations. please no more.>


*Shard shines with a brilliant silver light and begins to pulse in rhythm with my movement, i sweep it through the air and floor alike, both as fluids and easily sliced.*
*goes into a swordsmans crouch with 2 blades, then leaps in the air spinning, shooting a jet of fire at red dog and a beam of silver light*
*suddenly stops spinning and is shot toward him with the blade going extremely quickly at his heart*

*RD curses his temporary loss of literacy to himself*

the reason its ghostly is that it effects both the real world and etherealness. so it did hit you.


*dons sunglasses*

*nice bright light*


OOO! we get superpowerful weapons too! YAY!

reattaches nose and ears*

*piano crunches RD into a little flat thing*

*yawns at Wonko's pedantry and lack of perspective and wonders when they ar egoing to wake up and realise that RD is merely playing the assassins at their own game and will revert to good decent continuity when they do*

Looks around and the only litle flat thing RD can see is what Wonko revealed when his clothes fell off

*goes into a whirlwind and creates a silver-and-fiery tornado like thing around red dog*

we've followed continuity, up until you stopped, which is when we decided tthat this battle obviously wasn't going to work like that, what with the rules you apparently were following.

why are you so powerful, then?

and you're dead from a piano-smushing unless you aren't, somehow.

<if my clothes fell off they'd reveal another layer. and even if it's entirely unfastened and what not it's still skintight*

AK I'm out of phase with the world so I'm just guessing that as there are any ghostly piano's around - unless Liberace turns up - that it probably just fell through me yeah ? I'm going to offer you lot a deal because I'm a tolerant kind of guy. The thing is that no one likes to have things descibed as done to them that they would easily counter ..... like having a shoe stuck up my wotsit and having my throat cut as it simply isn't plausible. I'm not going to sit back and just let them things happen am I .... guys I'm supposed to be the Leader of HooToo's superheroes and a researcher of some note. I've been around here for years and you shoudl give us all a bit of latitude. Now I do have a big tolerance for twisting and bending continuity as long as it's done in good humour and a bit of style but there has to be a prospect of a bit of fun in doing it otherwise people get fed up and they go away then it all fizzles out and no one wins. Trust me I've been in this situation countless times which is why I pointed out our rules when this started. What did I get back ? ..... old and boring, ours ar ebetter etc etc.. Now we can carry on as we are and you'll all get upset or we can carry on in a fun spirit ? This has taken me ages to type so I expect that when I post it I've been flamethrowered or sliced up or something ..... or will you provve me wrong ?

actually you have - thanks. Maybe we can agree to disagree about the throat slit but as an introduction between researchers for the first time it lacked a certain something . Do you have an opinion about shoe sticking ?

I think that rather depends on the heel size involved I suspect

*decides to join in, and screw up any laws that haven't been broken yet, as well as some that have*

*Justin pulls out a surreal bomb and tosses it to Red Dog*

'Ere! Catch!

for information on the effects of the surreal bomb, see F42866?thread=267415&post=3370689#p3370689* post 75

* the surreal bomb goes off in RD's hand turning it into a bunch of flowers*

that's not very handy

*tries to draw his trusty dial-a-gun with a buch of flowers*

Oh... Sorry...

*turns around, and notices that all the weapons in the room have become some form of fruit or vegetable. It also appears that the ground has been transformed into some glue-like substance*

Uh-oh