A Conversation for CHOPPERS: The H2G2 Guild Of Superheros
DEATH BY ASSASSINS!
AK - fancy that! Started conversation Dec 7, 2003
"Due to the incessant, constant, damnable, unbearable LACK of ANYTHING AT ALL to do, and a lack of anything to talk about or think about or read or otherwise cause our minds to process information we became literally bored out of our minds, in fact, we were SO bored, that our minds started going on vacations and dates with each other! But FINALLY< one mind came back home to pick up some new clothes after a bath in the blood bank that it suddenly dawned on it a great idea... WHY don't we just attack somebody!???? And so we did, in a hope to cure this terrifying LACK of ANYTHING AT ALL TO DO D*MNIT!"
SO WE'RE ATTACKING YOU ALL!
DIE!
DEATH BY SUNDRY Squadron
AK - fancy that! Posted Dec 7, 2003
Dearie me I got my groups confused
A2065600
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 7, 2003
(the sundry squaderen is the assassins guild attack fleet)
This is a decleration of war...
we expect you to die
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
AK - fancy that! Posted Dec 7, 2003
< I had forgotten momentarily>
DIE... 
... what shall we call them? Heretics?
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 7, 2003
may as well
DIE HERETICS
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
AK - fancy that! Posted Dec 7, 2003
*prepares teh ASsassin air force*
( Sleek black bombers, fighters, paratroopers, all wit excellent stealth )
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 7, 2003
respond or die 
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 7, 2003
yes thats much better,
die if you do, die if you dont
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Dec 7, 2003
*A deep voice sounds over the comm*
The Sundry Squadron Commander is here, we are ready to fight
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
Wøñkø Posted Dec 7, 2003
lets go raid they're threads, how bout?
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Dec 8, 2003
sounds more like pirate work to me, but let's do it anyway!
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Dec 8, 2003
Um...
I'm dead already. Does that mean I have to die again?
*grasps sheet at her throat, staggers around dramatically for a few minutes, making horrible wretching noises, then realises that she hasn't been attacked yet*
Whew! Thought I wuz a gonner!
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Dec 8, 2003
* raises his pistol, and fires at her*
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
Just Justin... (ACE) Posted Dec 8, 2003
Hello. You have reached the answering Service of Just Justin... He is currently unable to be killed at this precise moment, as he is attempting to battle evil somewhere obviously more interesting than this thread( F47032?thread=152285 ).Please leave your Death threats after the beep...
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
Just Justin... (ACE) Posted Dec 8, 2003
the source of the recorded message is suddenly noticed by all as being from a chunky answering machine device, which appears to be hovering in mid-air. This section of mid-air, however, appears to be directly between the bullet that His Divine Shadow has just fired, and where Ms Rambling is standing.
This, naturally, cause the bullet to destroy the chunky answering machine that Just Justin placed there moments earlier (isn't time travel great? 
) to prevented the bullet from arriving at it's intended destination.
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Dec 8, 2003
I don't use slug-throwers
*fires his blaster again, a bolt of plasma flies out at MS Rambling*
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DEATH BY ASSASSINS!
- 1: AK - fancy that! (Dec 7, 2003)
- 2: AK - fancy that! (Dec 7, 2003)
- 3: AK - fancy that! (Dec 7, 2003)
- 4: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 7, 2003)
- 5: AK - fancy that! (Dec 7, 2003)
- 6: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 7, 2003)
- 7: AK - fancy that! (Dec 7, 2003)
- 8: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 7, 2003)
- 9: AK - fancy that! (Dec 7, 2003)
- 10: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 7, 2003)
- 11: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Dec 7, 2003)
- 12: AK - fancy that! (Dec 7, 2003)
- 13: Wøñkø (Dec 7, 2003)
- 14: Wøñkø (Dec 7, 2003)
- 15: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Dec 8, 2003)
- 16: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Dec 8, 2003)
- 17: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Dec 8, 2003)
- 18: Just Justin... (ACE) (Dec 8, 2003)
- 19: Just Justin... (ACE) (Dec 8, 2003)
- 20: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Dec 8, 2003)
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