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DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
Just Justin... (ACE) Posted Dec 9, 2003
*pulls out a stick of celery from it's sheath, and lunges at the nearest bad guy*
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AK - fancy that! Posted Dec 9, 2003
Anyway, I'm all for twisting the rules a pit...
Celery! 
*pulls out his own celery*
En guarde!
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
AK - fancy that! Posted Dec 9, 2003
I did mean bit not pit, yes I did!
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Dec 9, 2003
*shoots at justin with his pistol, aiming the shots carefully and leading them sufficiently*
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
Wøñkø Posted Dec 9, 2003
i feel oddly similar to a coffee pot...
hm...
anyway...
*draws the dreaded carrot sticks* 
DIE HERETICS!*tries to leap in the air, but only waddles likwe the eggplant he is*
er...*waddles towards justin*
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
Just Justin... (ACE) Posted Dec 9, 2003
*Gets hit by hundreds of little bits of diced carrots, which appear to have been shot from HDV's Pistol*
Aargh!
*Reaches for his gun, not noticing that it has turned into a Banana*
*Waves banana menacingly at HDV and Wonko*
Don't tempt me! I know how to use these things! One waddle closer, mate, and you'll get what you deserve!
*Notices Banana*
oh damn
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
Just Justin... (ACE) Posted Dec 9, 2003
sorry, make the 'HDS's'
I can't spell 
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Dec 9, 2003
AK it's a surreal bomb ..... it doesn't follow anybodies rules and has the effect of messing up everything usually with a comedy purpose
*brandishes bunch of flowers in a menacing fashion*
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted Dec 9, 2003
*about fifty posts ago the mild-mannered librarian was shot by an assassin who objects to peace and quiet*
*luckily, the English dictionary he had need of earlier was still lodged in his pocket and stopped the bullet*
*stunned for quite some time, he now surveys the chaos, wondering why his grey spandex cardigan is singing the theme from Match of the Day, and pulls out his Hero Dial*
Right. H. E. R. O.
Face the wrath of Spinning Top Lad!
*begins spinning madly on the spot at ludicrously high speed, knowing that if anything so much as nudges him, he could fling off in an unpredictable direction, arms flailing*
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
Just Justin... (ACE) Posted Dec 9, 2003
It's all in the name of fun...
*Nudges Dewey Demon*
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Dec 9, 2003
*watches with horror as Spinning Top Lad heads his way and slices the heads off his whole bunch of flowers*
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 9, 2003
*gets slightly board and without reading the backlog sitts down for a cup of 
without offering the enemy any*
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
Just Justin... (ACE) Posted Dec 9, 2003
*Watches spinning top lad ricochet around the room, spilling the tea all over Dr Athena*
Ha! serves you right for being mean...
Seeing as we don't seem to have any left, would anyone like some 
?
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Dec 9, 2003
*shredded flowers arc across the thread and drop into Dr Anthea's cup of *
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 9, 2003
*wipes the off of her uniform with her 
* 
you could have asked for some you know... that was perfectly good tea... i just dident know if it would offend you an assassin offering you tea... and now you have gone and made it spill all over my nice uniform
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
Just Justin... (ACE) Posted Dec 9, 2003
Oh dear... it appears everyone seems to have something against Dr Athena's tea...
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted Dec 9, 2003
Sorry about the flowers!
*spins*
I'm feeling rather dizzy...
*still spinning*
Sorry about the tea!
*more spinning*
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
Just Justin... (ACE) Posted Dec 9, 2003
*Gives Spinning Top Lad one final nudges, just for good measure*
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 9, 2003
he looks rater ill...
DEATH BY SUNDRY SQUADRON (assassins too)
Just Justin... (ACE) Posted Dec 9, 2003
I think we better stop him now, don't you?
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- 81: Just Justin... (ACE) (Dec 9, 2003)
- 82: AK - fancy that! (Dec 9, 2003)
- 83: AK - fancy that! (Dec 9, 2003)
- 84: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Dec 9, 2003)
- 85: Wøñkø (Dec 9, 2003)
- 86: Just Justin... (ACE) (Dec 9, 2003)
- 87: Just Justin... (ACE) (Dec 9, 2003)
- 88: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Dec 9, 2003)
- 89: David B - Singing Librarian Owl (Dec 9, 2003)
- 90: Just Justin... (ACE) (Dec 9, 2003)
- 91: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Dec 9, 2003)
- 92: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 9, 2003)
- 93: Just Justin... (ACE) (Dec 9, 2003)
- 94: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Dec 9, 2003)
- 95: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 9, 2003)
- 96: Just Justin... (ACE) (Dec 9, 2003)
- 97: David B - Singing Librarian Owl (Dec 9, 2003)
- 98: Just Justin... (ACE) (Dec 9, 2003)
- 99: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 9, 2003)
- 100: Just Justin... (ACE) (Dec 9, 2003)
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