h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i took care of it


*gets...annoyed at that*

*takes the other shoe and quickly jams it up red dog's *

*throwes a few well aimed daggers*

so what contenuity do you play by red dog?

good question.


ours is A1937702

I like those rules

our rules are knowen by meny groups...
but what are theres...

they use the ancient old ones

well thats dull...

indeed

*black figure glides in*

much better

where are they? we wanna kill em!

*yawning at the boorish Newbies RD pulls Doomgiver from it's scabbard and casually flicks his wrist severing Wonko's outfit and watching it fall to the ground*

Oh dear Wonko ....... you're not very in that department .... err you know ..... umm .... what's the word ...... oh yes blessed that's it, blessed

*leaps in the air and brings a ghostly blade down on Red Dog's head, with a blow that will, if unblocked, severe both ears, the nose, and the front of his clothes*

*RD idly wonderers if AK's blade is shaped exactly like the profile of his head in order to perform the improbable miracle of severing every extremity and whilst he thinks these thoughts the ghostly blade disappears in a puff of logic*

Ooo - that was handy

*uses RDs own battle techneek to remove him of his clothes*

actually its not that the blade is shaped that way its that I'd move it so quickly I can severe all those things in one downstroke

*blade reappears in a puff of illogic*

*drops a piano on RD's head*

*strafes with the submachineguns and then drops both and draws 2 swords, 1 flaming and Shard*

*swiftly slices up red dog, then resheathes the swords and throws lots of throwing s at him*

*RD laughs at Dr Anthea's lack of creativity*

Shame on you my dear ...... you're a naughty ickle Doctor for copying RD's techniques aren't you


*presses his medallion and phases slightly out of kilter nullifying AK's blades ability to do him harm*

Is that all you've got AK ? Watch and see what a real sword can do.

*Doomgiver starts to emit a slow heartbeat like thump and emits a white light that blinds everyone in the near vicinity. When it fades each villain has received an attack in equal measure to that perpetrated in this forum to date. Shoes are stuck up villains s, throats are cut and wounds received from guns and a large collection of noses and ears litter the floor*

*grins at Wonko and gathers himself together both literally and metaphorically*

Now then Wonko, let's see what you have any creativity in you ..... or are you all brute force and sporks with no finesse ?