h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*the DoorBell to STUMPED Stadium rings*

*On the ground outside can be seen a pile of boxes of various calibres ..... whoops sizes, we meant sizes *



*standing in a ragged line behind the s are several Snow figures including a very accurate representation of a Snow Mushroom and other Xmas characters*

....................ummmmm, I wonder weather to open this door..................

They`re probably wondering whether to open the door or not

Figures...

*tries her best to look as innocent as possible, which, I'll grant, is difficult for a mushroom made of snow*

whaddaya think they`re up to ?

*has a bright idea*

Pssst Sgt ..... give a hand with this . We can use it to batter down the front door

*struggles*

*cunningly dressed as Dudley Moore in a pointy hat*

*grabs *

*braces for impact*

*likewise*

BANG!!

[Mackenzie has just now arrived on the scene disguised as a snow woman, and at the sight greeting her -- of the CHOPPERS guys trying to ram the door down instead of sneaking in quietly, she facepalms quietly and edges away.]

*burp*

*has another go*

........hmmmmm...........sounds like they are trying to batter the door down with a christmas tree..........hmmm........

~yells to the stumped extras~
Ready the christmas tree balls! Bring up the fruitcake........and call up the gingerbread division! Move!........


you there, get KL and the regulars, immediatly!

*all together now Chaps*



*the front door finally collapses inwards with a loud crash*

[Yo] Unleash the molassas!

Eep!

*ducks*

[On cue, a squadron of ducks swarms into the area, makes noise, and swarms back out again. A short figure in a green snow suit walks onto the scene, accompanied by a slightly shorter figure in a pink snow suit. Their faces are obscured. They are both twelve and they are both more or less obstinate violations of the Prime Directive with regards to Hylia, the third planet of the Gerdean system. They are watching the unfolding scene from the direction Mackenzie left in several posts ago. Green has a pair of macrobinoculars.]

[Green] Looks like STUMPED is responding with gingerbread men.

[Pink] What?? Let me see. [takes the binocs] Yow.

[Green] See? Told ya.

[Green pats the back of his head, trying to rearrange something under it. Pink notices this, lowers the binoculars, and she turns to face him.]

[Pink] You now, Link, I don't know why you're still wearing that pointy hat of yours under your hood.

[Link] [for it is he] Force of habit, I guess. Anyway, Zelda, you're still wearing that wimple of yours.

[Zelda] [yep, her, too.] Don't change the subject.

[Navi] [pops out of Link's hood] Listen! {You might be able to use the [[candy cane with the sharp edge]] we found in the woods as a weapon!}

[Tatl] [pops out of Zelda's hood, makes a pleasant ding.] {And you could use that [[lollipop with the Triforce symbol]] as a magic wand!}

[Link] Let's do that and make idiots of ourselves!

[Zelda] Okay!

[They draw their respective ... um, weapons, and prepare to charge downhill.]

*grabs some snow off the ground and throws it at a gingerbread man*

* breaks open a few boxes and quickly assembles the new mortars.

Take this supervillains

*crump*

* flies through the air towards the assembled gingerbread men*