h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hey Sammy CATCH!
::forms a "Bobo Sphere" and tosses it at Sammy::

*GL_bobo decides it's time for another speach*

Okay, you villians and heros - stop fighting. As a member of the Clan of the Bobo it is my sworn duty to ensure peace prevails on h2g2. And I mean to uphold that duty. Wherever fighting breaks out, you can expect to see me or another of the Clan show up to stop it. We abhor violence and will fight to stop it. We'll pound you into submission. We'll wring your necks in the name of peace. We'll maim and flay and scorch and ...

excuse me.

Now, everyone just lay down their weapons and come out and shake hands. Or paws. Whatever.

*As this last sentence is spoken, GL_STUMPED comes to.*

GL_STUMPED:

::throws a "Bobo sphere" at GL_STUMPED::

*With a puff of smoke and a flash of light, KL appears, sword drawn and electricity crackling from his fingers*

Another puny gang-fight started by the alleged heroes of the guide! Pah! Why don't those heroes ever go to where we *ARE* causing trouble?

.......

[Zelda] Maybe it's because you need to draw more attention to yourselves?

When do I wake up?

Whenever.

Oh. Thanks



Wsfgl...

*rubs eyes, stretches, sits up*

*Quickly pulls out a spell scroll snatched from Affy's labs at CLI. He points at Sgt. Mushroom*

Espnis!

*The spell scroll vanishes in a puff of smoke, and the energy of the sleeping spell launches itself at the hero. KL awaits the results*

*Quickly pulls out a spell scroll snatched from Affy's labs at CLI. He points at Sgt. Mushroom*

Espnis!

*The spell scroll vanishes in a puff of smoke, and the energy of the sleeping spell launches itself at the hero. KL awaits the results*


Sorry. Couldn't resist. It just seemed so appropriate. Sorry...

*wakes up from the effect of the bobo shpere which was thrown at her*

Sorry- I'm a bad catch!

...

[Link rushes in, candy cane drawn, and trips over, landing facedown.]

[Link] Gmph!

[bobo1]::walks over and GENTLY hands Sammy a "Bobo Sphere"::
there you go now throw it at somebody
::forms a "Bobo Sphere" in each hand and throws one at bobo2 and the other at YK::
[bobo2]::not looking he gets hit by the "Bobo Sphere"::
...

And now for a trick I like to call....The Full Tilt!

*Reaches into his cloak and pulls out a large remote control. He hits a few buttons. A miniature replica of the Initiation Pin Ball table rolls in (in other words, it's standard size)*

Any hero gets too close to me, Spin, make sure you hit him with something. Hard.

*The table seems to nod, and the replica of the Wizard of Frobozz on the table comes to life, and waves its wand in a strange fashion*

[bobo2]-ha ha ha I love it KL

Why are you throwing it at YK? He isn't anywhere near here. And Link did the moral equivalent of shooting himself in the foot as soon as he arrived.

Fair questions.

Just as a point of order don`t Bobo Spheres break the laws of continuity as they describe an action and its consequence both in an explicit sense and an implicit one by their very nature. Just thought I`d mention it