h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*GL_bobo continues to stand in the middle, between the opponents, wagging his finger. His mouth moves, but the words are drowned out by the sound of the artillery fire. The cloud of blue smoke drifts towards him as he miraculously remains uninjured. The cloud engulfs him and in a momentary lull in the fighting a few word filter out:*

...peace or die...

*opens cupboard*

*finds a pistol and daft hat*

*puts on daft hat*

*returns fire*

<a few rounds of christmas tree ornaments hit, then multiple Orca Bombers (from Command & Conquer Tiberium Sun) release around 20 wreaths that decend spiraling towards the blue smoke>

*A whisp of wind momentarily clears the blue smoke, revealing GL_bobo with his arms pinned to his side by a stack of 20 wreaths that fell over his head.*

*giggles*

*wanders over*

[Link begins hiding /under/ his shield.]

::puts two "Bobo Spheres" together and makes a "Bobo Sword" and then cuts the wreaths off of GL_bobo::

*stops infront of GL, hands on hips, cape swirling round her ankles*

Are you going to stop attacking the heroes, now, GL?

Are you kidding? As the self-appointed gaurdians of peace on h2g2, the Bobo will rush to aid the poor members of STUMPED who are so mercilessly attacked by heroes wherever they go.

I'm an old person, everyone. I daresay, much older than everyone here. Well, mentally, anyway, I physically stay at approximately the age 23. But it's nice to see that in all these millenia of progress we've finally got an organization to help keep people off of my lawn.

*Runs just close enough to Bobo to touch the Bobo Shield. He grins an evil grin*

I was right! Total reverse effect on me!


No one remembers, eh? I'll just wait until my next post here before I reveal the answer.

Yes, answer her GL for we wish to know whether you still stand with the upholders of the Law and all that is good on h2g2. For we fight evil in all its forms.

*strikes heroic steely eyed pose, cape fluttering in the wind*

[Link] That's it, I'm outta here. [exits]

GL_CHOPPERS: Whadda ya mean? Of course I'm with you guys, fighting evil.

GL_bobo: But I'm for peace at all costs.

GL_CHOPPERS: Fighting evil!

GL_bobo: Fighting fighting!

GL_CHOPPERS: Evil!

GL_bobo: Fighting! *shoves the other GL*

GL_CHOPPERS: Evil! *shoves GL_bobo back, harder.*

*The blue cloud envelopes the two GL's, but sounds of a fight escape.*


This is starting to remind me of when I had both evil and good personas in the same body - there was always a conflict over which was dominant. I finally had to separate them and create BBW. Don't think I want a separate id for my bobo persona, but the same sort of conflict is evident here. Having two GL's in the same forum is fun to play with this once, but I don't want to have to do that all the time. Perhaps the clan of the bobo needs a different purpose. I thought it would be funny to have a third organization dedicated to peace, which always gets drawn into the fighting.

Hmmmm. Must think about this.

bobo1-::speaks some "Bobo Language" in witch only GL_bobo can understand

"Come to my lair we have great things of importance to discuss"

bobo1 materalizies out of room::

bobo2-::thinks that the only thing that could destroy all of the COPPERS mentally is none other then Garbal::

::walks into the battlefield::
hi everybody

I'm now lost

*still in heroic pose*

Okay, here it is. While the majority of people have forgotten about the quaint beginnings of Minos Krylma, it occurred not too long after the formation of h2g2. Back then, CLI was just an organization managed by two people who found a broken UFO, Joanna's Donut Stall and the Aroma Cafe were in their own Golden Ages, the Magicc Forest had just recently sprouted from a few leftover acorns from TDANE, and Lil's Atelier was getting into the habits that todays Salonistas all know and love. But enough about that.

Skipping many details, in an attempt to make a by now monotonous story merely long, Minos Krylma and I wound up as symbiotes in the same body in an odd parody of Jeckyll and Hyde. It was discovered that I could suppress Minos (who at that time had no first name, and was merely known as "The Krylma Leader") by drinking anything with caffeine, and that keeping myself nearly constantly aware and excited could easily suppress him. So, as a result, it was later seen that Minos could increase some of his natural and supernatural abilities through the use of depressants.

And now you know the rest of the story.

Ah.

*jealous of Mushrooms pose in 108 and 115 Sammy strikes her own dramatic pose and then throws some spheres at whichever person YK is being right now*

*GL_bobo makes a bobo sphere in one hand and places it on the ground. He puts one foot part way into the sphere to hold it down, then grabs the top of the sphere and streches it upwards. This creates a long oval shape. GL steps into the oval shape and disappears. A moment later, his head pokes out.*

Be right back. No fighting while I'm gone, now.

*The head disappears again, then a hand reaches out from inside the bobo sphere and pulls the bottom up, until there is a regular sized sphere again, hovering in mid-air. The sphere fizzles, then dissipates into nothingness.*