h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Gizmo Guy looks at Dr Anthea and the tonne of cheese with suspicion and deep foreboding*

ah yes the cheese...
*takes some of the cheese and starts to force feed it to RD*

*starts to expand*

thank Bob I put my spandex on today

*beats him over the head with the club of Bob*


*thousands of giant s start pouring out rifts in the sky, zapping the land below*

*still growing starts to consume the s*

*large red and purple swirl lollipops start falling out of each , turning whatever they land on into an anthill*

*turns into an anthill*

what's an anthil?

Look at Just Justin and you'll see.

*growing very large - starting to look like a bit of a *

*continues to force RD to eat cheese and *
i wonder how much you have to eat before you explode?

*a cheesecake spikes red dog in the back, giving him th einershweiner anthill syndrome*

that looks messy...
and highly uncomfortable

*spandex reaches XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL size*

i wonder what would happen if we cut open the spandex?...
*draws a dager form its sheath*

*calls upon the holy power of the great and jumps at RD with a *

*now an immense size Red Dog sends an enormous cheescake burp straight at AK. The burp reaches wind speeds of over 150mph as it hurtles towards the assassin stopping his leap in mid-air and sends him bouncing right across the thread *

*shoots Red Dog in the chest, vaporizing his heart, killing him instantly*