A Conversation for H2G2 Scapegoat Service

I would like to volunteer

Post 121

Ming Mang

Thank you! smiley - biggrin

Now I can annoy the librarians with it... smiley - winkeye And see if the library actually has it. smiley - winkeye

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I would like to volunteer

Post 122

Cupid Stunt

The copy I have is quite old. I think I bought it in a charity shop. It's quite interesting. smiley - smiley

You can't tell lies with mechanics can you?


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Post 123

good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589)

no, but you can lie to mechanics.


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Post 124

Cupid Stunt

I think it's more common that the mechanics lie to you! smiley - winkeye

Pure and lying are by definition not compatible. He he!

Decision lies?


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Post 125

Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking

Normally the decision lies with the management.


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Post 126

Ming Mang

smiley - laugh

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I would like to volunteer

Post 127

Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking

Or does the management lies about its decisions.smiley - winkeye

**Disclaimer: management in general, especially not that of h2g2(they are greatsmiley - ok) (or BBC). **


I would like to volunteer

Post 128

Ming Mang

smiley - smiley

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I would like to volunteer

Post 129

Cupid Stunt

Sneaking in 14 hours before me to do the lying management joke? I must be getting slower...


I would like to volunteer

Post 130

Ming Mang

*hands Cupid Stunt a snail*
Race that. smiley - smiley You'll probably win, all the snails I tried to get to race all went the wrong way... smiley - erm

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Post 131

Cupid Stunt

Snail! SNAIL? Alright, someone fire the starter pistol...


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Post 132

Ming Mang

Does anyone have a starter pistol?

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Post 133

Cupid Stunt

Don't look at me, why would the person racing have a started pistol?
I doubt the snail will either. Not enough room in the shell...


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Post 134

Ming Mang

Oh dear... I'll just have to yell 'BANG!' then...

BANG!

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I would like to volunteer

Post 135

Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking

smiley - headhurts


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Post 136

Ming Mang

Heh heh. smiley - winkeye

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Post 137

Cupid Stunt

And I'm off...


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Post 138

Ming Mang

Go go go!! Race that snail!!
*lies down in the grass (we're outside, apparantly) and offers Marjin some smiley - cake and smiley - strawberries and an umbrella because it's raining again*

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Post 139

Cupid Stunt

Who's winning?


I would like to volunteer

Post 140

Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking

I'll have a look when I finished the smiley - cake and smiley - strawberries.

They still have a few feet to go.


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