A Conversation for H2G2 Scapegoat Service
I would like to volunteer
Big Green Smiley Started conversation Dec 15, 2001
My unique open persona makes me ideal as a scape-goat 
I would like to volunteer
Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Dec 15, 2001
Are you sure?
I rather put the blame on a 
than on a , to stay on the safe side.
I would like to volunteer
Big Green Smiley Posted Dec 15, 2001
But as everything here thinks I'm a already, there'll be no harming my reputation by blaming me. If you've looked at my personal space you'll have seen that I could even be to blame.
I would like to volunteer
Ming Mang Posted Dec 15, 2001
Erm. You know I'm not sure on this one... err... I mean, anyone could be a scapegoat then! 
And then what if someone doesn't realise they are a scapegoat as Big Green Smilie and use the Service?
Hum... for some reason I'm not feeling entirely happy about it even though I can't think of a good reason why not... 
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I would like to volunteer
Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Dec 15, 2001
Oh dear, it's all my fault
.
You accepted me and now everyone thinks they qualify.
I would like to volunteer
Ming Mang Posted Dec 15, 2001
I started the whole thing up, if anyone gets the blame for this one, it's me. 
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I would like to volunteer
Big Green Smiley Posted Dec 15, 2001
No, It's entirely my fault. I should never have volunteered. I take the full blame for this problem and all future repurcussions (and spelling mistakes)
I would like to volunteer
Big Green Smiley Posted Dec 15, 2001
because I'm the only one who knows the secret of the legal(ish) oddest links in conversations
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-bin/openurl.pl?link=http%3A%2F%2Fn2g2.com&GO=Go
(it's a bbc link honest)... so it must be me 
I would like to volunteer
Big Green Smiley Posted Dec 15, 2001
and I know how to find researcher -1
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/U999999999999999999999999999999999
mwahaha!
I would like to volunteer
Big Green Smiley Posted Dec 15, 2001
It's even my fault that the truth has gone.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A4121
click the link above and follow the link to the article "The truth about 'truth' and 'Truth'" to see what happens.
The m********s are trying to hide everything from us, and it's my fault.
I would like to volunteer
Ming Mang Posted Dec 15, 2001
I know where to find those first two links anyway... and as far as I knnow you could already be a scapegoat!
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I would like to volunteer
Big Green Smiley Posted Dec 15, 2001
if you know where to find the first two links then you'll know it's really me.
I would like to volunteer
Ming Mang Posted Dec 15, 2001
No I don't. All I can know it that you are you, but then from my point of view, everyone is "you" except for me, because I am "me".
Everyone can also be "they".
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I would like to volunteer
Big Green Smiley Posted Dec 15, 2001
No, I am we and you are they. I think 
I would like to volunteer
Cupid Stunt Posted Dec 16, 2001
I am not!!!! Anyway, was that a goat in the second posting?
I would like to volunteer
Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Dec 16, 2001
No, you are not me, it's I that's me, and you and you and you are you!
Capisco? (or "do you understand" in Italian in case a moderator wants to blame me for using too foreigh a language)
And yes, I am a , at least the scapegoat page blames me for that!
I would like to volunteer
good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) Posted Dec 17, 2001
i am you, and you are all me. my fault
*should we be scapesheep then? or scapegeeps? (cross between a goat and a sheep)*
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- 1: Big Green Smiley (Dec 15, 2001)
- 2: Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking (Dec 15, 2001)
- 3: Big Green Smiley (Dec 15, 2001)
- 4: Ming Mang (Dec 15, 2001)
- 5: Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking (Dec 15, 2001)
- 6: Ming Mang (Dec 15, 2001)
- 7: Big Green Smiley (Dec 15, 2001)
- 8: Ming Mang (Dec 15, 2001)
- 9: Big Green Smiley (Dec 15, 2001)
- 10: Big Green Smiley (Dec 15, 2001)
- 11: Big Green Smiley (Dec 15, 2001)
- 12: Ming Mang (Dec 15, 2001)
- 13: Big Green Smiley (Dec 15, 2001)
- 14: Ming Mang (Dec 15, 2001)
- 15: Big Green Smiley (Dec 15, 2001)
- 16: Ming Mang (Dec 16, 2001)
- 17: Cupid Stunt (Dec 16, 2001)
- 18: Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking (Dec 16, 2001)
- 19: good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) (Dec 17, 2001)
- 20: Ming Mang (Dec 18, 2001)
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