h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hati asked me to notify you that it is all your fault. I'm not sure what is your fault, and the why and how is not really clear to me, but she assured me all is definitely your fault. She was quite upset.. well.. her was upset I think.

well, anyway, thanks for being blamed.. I'd hate to go to sleep and think that I could -even for a bit- be blamed. for .. I don't even know for what.

Oh, yes.. Hati is out for a few hours, but I assume she'll come around and explain what exactly is your fault, for the time being....

Tes, as we specialise in the fields we can be blamed for, it is better to know which one of us will take the blame.
The others then help with scaping the goat

Whatever it is its almost certainly entirely my fault, everything else is

well.. I'll try and ask her?

ah.. it is rather simple and straightforward.. a small list:
* ruining her life
* making her homeless
* making her brokenhearted
* making airports such unpleasant places.

I think that will be all. can you handle that?

All, obviously, totally and inexplicibably yet unashamodly my fault

on behalf of Hati: !

I agree with the airports. I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow. If you have trouble being blamed for all of that, feel free to delegate it.

for the service.

Airports are just awful places.

Oo I know, tlel me about it, of course its all my fault you see....