A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Swimming Pool
Swimming Pool II: Food Fight
Baldrick Posted Jul 27, 2000
Uhhhhhhhhh???????? Arrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhh!!!!
*PHUT!*
*PHUT!*
*PHUT!*
*PHUT!*
*PHUT!*
*PHUT!*
*PHUT!*
*PHUT!*
*PHUT!*
Now I've.........hey, that's not.................*splurge*
You wanted it!
*SPLURGE!* Gotcha!
*PPPPHHHHUUUUUUTTTT!*
*PPPPHHHUUUUTTTTTT!*
*clank*
*FC and E come flying out*
*angry noises begin emanating from the void*
*BANG!**BANG!*
OOOOWWWWW!
*phut*
*small meringue splats FC and E*
Swimming Pool II: Food Fight
Bluebottle Posted Jul 28, 2000
*Throws a pineapple at Baldrick, plus a seedless grape.*
Swimming Pool II: Food Fight
Hopelessly Paranoid Posted Jul 28, 2000
This is just to much... *Giydr is now wearing a green military helmet with camo netting*... Giydr... what use is that?
Giydr: Quack..
What uses is camouflage when the terrain is a swimming pool of custard
Giydr: I see your point..
What?
Giydr: I mean.. Quack...
Okay...
*tosses a primed guava over his shoulder and plugs his ears*
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Baldrick Posted Jul 28, 2000
*PHUT!*
*ten pineapples are returned from the void*
*SPLAT!*
*SPLAT!*
*SPLAT!*
*SPLAT!*
*SPLAT!*
*SPLAT!*
*SPLAT!*
*SPLAT!*
*SPLAT!*
*SPLAT!*
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Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Jul 28, 2000
Drat...I thought we had him there FC...
there *has* to be a way to get him..
*thinks*
What if we leave a trail of sweets leading out of the void?? 
Swimming Pool II: Food Fight
Fashion Cat Posted Jul 28, 2000
oh yes... if i know Baldy he'd do anything for sweets... though possibly a trail of alcohol would work better... Lets alternate sweets and beer... that way we cant fail to drag him out...
mwahaha...
Swimming Pool II: Food Fight
Bluebottle Posted Jul 29, 2000
Hmm.. alcohol....
*Throws a can of john smiths at Eomando and Ming*
That could get nasty - better stick to fresh fruit.
Does anyone know how to protect themselves against someone armed with a banana?
Swimming Pool II: Food Fight
Baldrick Posted Jul 29, 2000
By getting a shield? Failing that, hiding?
*PHUT!*
*PHUT!*
*large vodka jellies fly towards FC and E*
*SPLAT!*
*SPLAT!
Swimming Pool II: Food Fight
Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Jul 29, 2000
What about sweets soaked in alcohol..?
Or a trail of rum truffles...
Yes..we can get him FC!!
Swimming Pool II: Food Fight
Fashion Cat Posted Jul 29, 2000
hur hur hur... *thinks about the implications of annoying her boss...* *realises Baldys statement is so that everyone has fun and as such cannot do anything about it, especially when he's throwing cream pies at her*
right... E, battle stations i think...
Swimming Pool II: Food Fight
Baldrick Posted Jul 29, 2000
*fires truffle*
*it flies up in the air, sweeps down behind E and gives her a massive wedgie*
That to rum truffles! Hate em!
Swimming Pool II: Food Fight
Baldrick Posted Jul 30, 2000
*PHUT!*
*one large, sticky cake flies out and..........
*SPLAT!*
*smack in FC's face*
Come on! I'll take you all on!!!!!!
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Fashion Cat Posted Jul 30, 2000
LOL!
right... nows our chance...
*FC races up behind Baldy, knocking him over and pinning him to the ground...*
Got him... right E, do your worst!
Swimming Pool II: Food Fight
Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Jul 30, 2000
Do my worst?? Ooh...fun...
*suddenly stops doing whatever messy thing she was going to do to Baldrick....and has a better idea...*
*whilst FC holds him down, E rummages through Baldricks pockets until she finds his very last Suspect Package...*
He's never been caught by one of these before has he...?
*ties the Suspect Package to Baldrick so that it CANNOT BE REMOVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*absolutely, positively, irrevocably cannot be removed...*
*it starts to tick...*
Run FC!!!
Swimming Pool II: Food Fight
Ming Mang Posted Jul 30, 2000
*builds large bomb shelter out of sweets and hides in it*
*watches Baldrick nervously*
¦M¦
Swimming Pool II: Food Fight
Baldrick Posted Jul 30, 2000
*phut!*
*the Suspect Package goes off........and a note comes flying out*
"Did that worry you? It was a DUD! Ha ha!"
I always keep a few duds around!!!!!!
*dives back into void*
*PHUT!*
*large homing pie buzzes around the sweetie shelter, looking for a way to get in*
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Ming Mang Posted Jul 30, 2000
*looks relieved*
*fails to notice anything out of the ordinary like homing pies and whatever else*
*calmly starts eating sweets again*
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Swimming Pool II: Food Fight
- 261: Baldrick (Jul 27, 2000)
- 262: Bluebottle (Jul 28, 2000)
- 263: Hopelessly Paranoid (Jul 28, 2000)
- 264: Ming Mang (Jul 28, 2000)
- 265: Baldrick (Jul 28, 2000)
- 266: Ming Mang (Jul 28, 2000)
- 267: Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) (Jul 28, 2000)
- 268: Bluebottle (Jul 28, 2000)
- 269: Fashion Cat (Jul 28, 2000)
- 270: Bluebottle (Jul 29, 2000)
- 271: Baldrick (Jul 29, 2000)
- 272: Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) (Jul 29, 2000)
- 273: Fashion Cat (Jul 29, 2000)
- 274: Baldrick (Jul 29, 2000)
- 275: Baldrick (Jul 30, 2000)
- 276: Fashion Cat (Jul 30, 2000)
- 277: Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) (Jul 30, 2000)
- 278: Ming Mang (Jul 30, 2000)
- 279: Baldrick (Jul 30, 2000)
- 280: Ming Mang (Jul 30, 2000)
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