h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*the pie compresses, sneaks through a gap and splats Ming*

Hey! That's not fair! What did I do to you?
*thinks about this*
*very very quietly removes Baldrick from his thingy-jig-whatever-it-is using quantum mechanics again*
*Baldrick hasn't notiiced*
*calmly continues eating sweets*

My teeth are going to rot soon...


¦M¦

*stomps back into void*
The large jet of water that hit me in the head made me aware of my situation.
*sets up quantum excluders*

typical that the one & only Suspect Package you had left in your pockets would be a dud..

Hang on....pockets means clothes....and clothes means sharks.....!!!!

?
*PHUT!*
*thoughtfully splats E in the face with jelly*

*thinks "this won't do"*
*wonders what she'll do about it*
*continues eating sweets*

~~BRAINWAVE~~

*removes Baldrick from his void again*
*Baldrick, again, hasn't noticed*
*continues calmly eating sweets*

*Sp-LLLLLLOOOOOOSSHHHHHHH!*
Blub! Thankyou, anti-remover system.
*sets up extra strong excluders and superglues them down*
*returns to void*
*PHUT!*
*a large pineapple flies out and collapses Ming's shelter*
*PHUT!**PHUT!**PHUT!**PHUT!**PHUT!**PHUT!**PHUT!**PHUT!**PHUT!*
*PHUT!**PHUT!**PHUT!**PHUT!**PHUT!**PHUT!**PHUT!**PHUT!**PHUT!*
*PHUT!**PHUT!*
*several large dollops of ice cream splat Ming square in the face and knock her into the pool*

*disappointed*
*annoyed*
My shelter! That was MINE!!!
*climbs out of pool and begins reconstructing the shelter, only much much deeper in the sweets*
*removes the whole area surrounding Baldrick and his void, and including Baldrick and his void from the Swimming Pool*
*settles back down in shelter and continues eating sweets*

¦M¦

*climbs up into the rafters and sets up a hideout*
*commandeers and upgrades the rafter gun*
*begins dropping hard rum truffles on the shelter*
*followed by pineapples*

what a noise those rum truffles are making....

oh... for a normal, water filled cannon....

Well, we'll have plain water and no food in Swimming Pool III: Water Only. There's no reason why we can't start that conversation now and have both of them carrying on together, with food in this one, water in the other.

So, for water-only swimming, see: http://www.h2g2.com/F44378?thread=67967 FOOD FIGHT CONTINUES!

wonderful idea BB... though somehow i can see a loose pie entering the water only forum!!!



*splashes across*

The pool III is protected by a food detector - all food is immedieatley destroyed on entry, so it is impossible for food to get there, or the cannons to be tampered with. Any violations will immediately be reported to Continuity.

*Throws a pie at FC*

LOL!

*sends custard flowing from her cannon*

eek! i wish w**k was this fun.. *imagines throwing a custard pie at her line manager...* hur hur hur

Sadly work and fun don't always go together....

*Throws eggs and flower at Baldrick*

*makes cake out of the ingredients so kindly provided*
*throws it down*
*SSSSPPPPPPLLLLLUUUUURRRRGGGEEEE!!!!*

*Throws a battenburg at Balders*

*dodges*
Battenburg down the hatches!
*sends pie and spinach cascading down*

*Throws a bread and butter pudding back at Baldrick*