h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*smiles, concealing his rock* didn't you know I was Useless Officer at the H2G2 space centre?

No, I guess you wouldn't...because the Useles Office is so damned useless no-one's visited it yet *grins*

ah, a job well done...*takes out some melee french rools and does a Matrix-style Kung Fu stance*

Bring....It...On....

*Accidentally drops a card saying "Useless Office: H2G2 Space centre, (www.h2g2.com/A336331) Hanger 13, behind the giant mole...this card will self distruct in five se-" *card explodes*

*Throws an unexploded rasberry at Hopelessly Paranoid*
You should wind your watch up more

Shall I read the backlog of people being splattered by food? Oh yes...

It had to be done eventually...before anyone happened to run out of food....so....

*plonks down a load of carrier bags full of food...*

*instantly throws plenty of mayo at the bags, so anyone wanting to get anything will also get a sticky hand*
*splatters E with a Bloomsbury Banana Bomb*

*Throws a and chips at Eomando*

Right then!

*reaches into one of the bags, seeing as she's already sticky from the banana thingy, the extra bit of splattering doesn't bother her, & out she pulls a pie bazooka*

*fires and apple pie at Baldrick, then throws some salt & vinegar at BB for his & Chips...*

*adds salt and vinegar*

Where did that post come from? Apparently it doesn't reply to anything....

Oh well....
*Throws mushy peas at Baldrick for posting a dodgy post*

*dodges*
*sets up turkey bazooka*
*and auxiliary potato bazookae*
*fires turkey*
That can destroy a TV at five metres. Seriously.

We're all simulposting each other.

we're making all those little round ball/circle things turn red in "expert"mode...

pretty...

Indeed - but when I first loaded this thread, Baldrick's post only had the centre ball red, none of the others were. That was confusing...

*Throws a red edible doughnut at Eomando*

Oo...yummy...

*catches & eats the donut*

*grins, noticing the unexploded raspberry remains unexploded. His hinds behind his back and whistling slyly...he kicks it over in E's direction and sidles off, taking a bite out of his one of a kind H2G2 space rock*

*Throws a rock-cake at Hopelessly Paranoid*
Get your teeth into that - you'll never get them out again

*has a suspicion that there's something behind her & she quickly scrambles out of the way..*

*Eomando was right - something WAS behind her.
What was it? Who can tell us?*

*the Suspect Package explodes various fruit everywhere*
Oh, what else!
*adds ice cream to the mix*

*Pours banana slices in too.*
Various fruit may be various fruit, but you need banana slices.

*takes up a batting stance and whacks the rock cake out of the pool with his own space rock*

Iiiiiiiiits OUTTA THERE! Crowd goes wild! YAAAAAAY!

*makes crowd noises, another card falls from pocket*

Are you wondering why this pocket is so utterly useless... be one of the firt to visit the shamelessly plugged Useless Office, for all your useless needs. Useless Office, H2G2 Space Centre, Hanger 13, behind the Giant Mole. Visit via Hopelessly Paranoid's residence