h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Throws a grapefruit at Hopelessly Paranoid, and then runs at Baldrick and pours yoghurt down his back.*

*enters in Marshall capacity*

*sniff* you all forgot me... *fruit descends from the sky pelting everyone*

I like being a marshall... it lets me set up a net of fruit in the ceiling with no-one seeing!

*raises umbrella*
Shower. Hmmmmmm.

*heads back up into the rafters*
*uses turkey bazooka*

*Throws a passion fruit at FC. *

yum... actually this one is ripe. you fancy some BB? its a shame to let such a passion fruit go to waste

Okay, I'll share a passion fruit with you... we may need some cream and some waffers to go with it

right.... no problem on that score.... Didn't someone bring some extra supplies in???

see.... cream and waffers.... easy you want to sit at the side of the pool? *hands spoon to BB*

*sneaks up and pushes them both into the pool*
*climbs back to rafters*

*Helps Fashion Cat back onto the side of the pool, and throws a bottle of champagne at Baldrick.*
*Pours FC a glass of another bottle _Y_. *
You okay?

*wipes the drips of water from her face...*

i'll live... hmm.. I wonder if i can change political party at such a late stage???

*sigh* thanks for the Y... *sits closer to BB* though that was a waste of champagne throwing the bottle at Baldy..

*drops several plums*

Oh, don't worry about the champagne, it was only the French rubbish... We kept the British champagne for ourselves.
I'm boycottign French goods because of their boycott of British beef.

*Throws German beef at Baldrick*

BB.. you should get a BBQ in here... that way we can have some nicely cooked british steaks while drinking the champagne...

I mean, name me one man who doesnt like feeling authority over a BBQ!

*sips Y* where abouts did you say the champagne was from?

*tosses some old mushy salad towards Baldy...*

*pulls large chainsaw from back pocket*

RRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

*chops beef up*
*dodges salad*

There is a Barbecue here: http://www.h2g2.com/F44375?thread=67688 which you can all join :-) *Throws a marshmallow at Baldrick*.

wonderful.... now where did i put the rest of that champagne???

dont throw the marshmallows... I'll take them for toasting!

*drops several tubs worth of Flora*
*SSSPPPPLLLLLUUUURRRGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!!*

*stands, covered head to toe in fresh fruit*

I would say that I'm in a bit of a pickle, but its more a preserve.

*ahem*

I'm in a bit of a preserve...

Or, a bit of a slippery situation, what with all the butter and stuff......

*manages to avoid butter as she and BB are sat under a sun-umbrella*

another glass BB??? throws empty bottle at Baldy