h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*jerks back and watches as the pudding returns to sender*

*wonders what to do next*

*Hides behind a large piece of candy rock with the words 'H2G2 Space Centre, enjoy a life of tooth decay' written in pink down the middle, wondering whoes side to join*

Errrr...help...help please...

Hey! Where did that rock come from? The rock with 'H2G2 Space Centre, enjoy a life of tooth decay'?? All sweets in here have come directly from the H2G2S2's store planet, and we DON'T HAVE THAT IN STOCK!!! Sure, we could get it, but it ain't in stock. So WHERE DID IT COME FROM??

Sorry... didn't mean to shout... but you've got to admit, it is a LITTLE SUSPICIOUS!!!

OK... I'm really sorry now... I'll try and stop... really I will... hell, I'm going somewhere else to yell, back when I've finished yelling...

¦M¦

MING!!! COME SHOUT FROM THIS SIDE OF THE POOL THEN IT SEEMS AS IF YOU ARE ONLY TALKING NORMALLY TO THAT SIDE!!!

*sets cannon to long range* CATCH THE CUSTARD PEOPLE!

*Throws a strawberry back at FC.*

a single strawberry? can i not get the rest of the punnet, and some cream as well if you have

*Throws cream and another strawberry at FC*
We'll take it one step at a time, okay?

*becomes all sweet and innocent, flutters eyelashes*

oh BB... *sidles up* I couldnt have another could I... *flutter flutter flutter*

*drops eight whole punnets of fresh, juicy, highly overpriced Wimbledon strawberries and cream from on high*
You can most certainly have some more FC!
*SPLAT!*

*Throws another strawberry at FC regardless - just to increase suspense - and a can of baked beans at Baldrick*

*can opener utilised*
*beans head back to whence they came*

*But they are repulsed by pasta being thrown at Baldrick*

*holds up pizza*
*throws pizza*
*pizza heads down, having intercepted the pasta*

hey hey hey... back to the strawberries!!!!

*sends a rotten one to Baldy!*

*Blocks the evil food with a hamburger, and passes F.C another strawberry - but a record-breakingly big juicy one*

damn... RL kept me from that strawberry it is very yummy though!

*sends the stalk flying through the air to baldy*

Am using remote terminal - being kicked off - returning home now - 35-odd minutes.
*sways to avoid stalk*

*Throws a grape at Baldrick, and another strawberry at FC.*

*catches strawberry in mouth* long trip home huh Baldy... or have I been left prez-less???? eek! *shudders at thouhgt*