h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Good think you're not head-butting me then BB...

I don't really want to be gotten rid off...

*wonders if there's a minature water gun on the back of the inflatable dolphin..........*

*stops wondering & fires it back at BB*

*cannonballs magnificently olympic-style into the pool*
there is a pool still right?
oh goodness i hope so...

*Wonders where her shovel is but then decides that it might not be the best way to handle this. Then tries to find a bucket but can't find one, so just pushes BB into the pool.*

*sneaks up and soaks Alien*
*retreats into rafters*

*Soaks Baldrick again, with the secret rafter-gun, then runs off for the waterslide again. Lands in the pool with a big splash that causes a tidle wave that knocks Eomando off the dolphin*

*comes back down*
*replaces E on the dolphin*
*zaps shark again*
*shark gains a jelly cannon*
*hops onto shark*
*falls off*
*SPLASH!*
Glub!
*climbs onto seat*
*cannon flies away to hangar in secret location*
*shark chases dolphin*
*jellifies BB*

*As a 100% certified jellyfish, BB swims towards Baldrick, knocks him into the water, and stings him repeatedly, before soaking him with the nearest water cannon*

Owowowowowowowowowow!!!!!!!!!!!!
*calls for cannon*
*hops on*
*flies up*
*muddifies BB*

*Dives into the hot-tub, the mud falls off him.
BB disconects Baldrick's mud supply, and prevents it from being reconnected - EVER*

Nothing a service can't handle!
*inserts anti-tampering device*
*retreats to sheltered location and commences pie bombardment*

and here i was about to say thanks for being put back on the dolphin..?

hmm...pie bombardment...dare i ask what type...?

*hides behind one of those big lifeguard chair thingies, realises something is missing*

Giydr! NOOOOOOO!

*gormless, Giydr floats in a puddle of jelly and ice cream, caught in No-Deserts Land between the combatants*

mmm tasty peach pies

As long as Baldrick doesn't get tempted by that apple pie I see before he....

as long as they're not custard pies, then that's me feeling a lot better...

*slides a Suspect Package out*
*it makes a VERY threatening noise*

*puts some earplugs in her ears*

What I can't hear..can't hurt me...

*the Suspect Package slides over to E*
*a note appears on top of it*
'Want to bet?'
*BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM*
*E is buried in ice-cream*

Choclate ice-cream?!

Ooh..death by chocolate!!

Hang on...I don't want to be buried in ice-cream...

Help!!

*obviously with a little air-hole*
*otherwise immobilised*