A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Swimming Pool
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 12, 2000
*drives ice cream van over to http://www.h2g2.com/F44378?thread=64443 and turns on the annoying jangly thing* Why has everyone stopped buying ice cream?
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Baldrick Posted Jul 13, 2000
Because of this!
*takes cover*
*the Suspect Package dropped last set goes off, showering Dr E in ice cream - tutti frutti*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 13, 2000
*splutters*
What was that all about?
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Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Jul 13, 2000
I'm sure it was nothing too much to worry about...
*fires the water cannon at Baldrick then looks around for FC*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 13, 2000
Oh, okay then.
*wipes ice cream from face and carries on as before*
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Bluebottle Posted Jul 14, 2000
*Arrives again, sees muddy swimming pool, and considers pulling the plug and getting everyone, especially Baldrick, to clean it again.*
*Soaks Baldrick with the cannon instead*
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Baldrick Posted Jul 14, 2000
Glug!
*retaliates with endless supply of yellow and blue dressing gowns*
*BB can't see*
Now might be a good time for someone to creep up on him.
Dr E, vote for me and get the ice cream service advertised all over h2g2!
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Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Jul 14, 2000
You ask him to vote for you after covering him with ice-cream??
Hmm...very strange way of doing it...
*takes some of the dressing gowns off BB so he can see again then fires another water cannon at Baldrick* 
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Fashion Cat Posted Jul 14, 2000
hmm..... maybe we should rethink this campaign plan B......
*soaks everyone, though may later apologise and say it didnt happen!*
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Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Jul 15, 2000
I really don't want to know how I got wet if that didn't just happen...
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Bluebottle Posted Jul 15, 2000
Probably a dampness in the air... similar to the tidle wave that's aiming for Baldrick.
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Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Jul 15, 2000
I'm here....
*soaks BB*
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Fashion Cat Posted Jul 15, 2000
and you cant forget about me! *blasts BB and E from the top of the Hell slide*
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Baldrick Posted Jul 16, 2000
*sneaks back and blasts them harder*
Who could forget you!
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Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Jul 16, 2000
I did for a fraction of the time it took to post until the water reminded me...
*fires one of the cannons at FC then at Baldrick*
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Baldrick Posted Jul 16, 2000
*dodges and knocks E into the pool with a volley of water bombs*
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Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Jul 16, 2000
Water bombs, huh.....
*E manages to catch a few of them & hurls them back at Baldrick*
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- 161: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 12, 2000)
- 162: Baldrick (Jul 13, 2000)
- 163: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 13, 2000)
- 164: Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) (Jul 13, 2000)
- 165: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 13, 2000)
- 166: Bluebottle (Jul 14, 2000)
- 167: Baldrick (Jul 14, 2000)
- 168: Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) (Jul 14, 2000)
- 169: Fashion Cat (Jul 14, 2000)
- 170: Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) (Jul 15, 2000)
- 171: Bluebottle (Jul 15, 2000)
- 172: Baldrick (Jul 15, 2000)
- 173: Bluebottle (Jul 15, 2000)
- 174: Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) (Jul 15, 2000)
- 175: Fashion Cat (Jul 15, 2000)
- 176: Baldrick (Jul 16, 2000)
- 177: Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) (Jul 16, 2000)
- 178: Baldrick (Jul 16, 2000)
- 179: Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) (Jul 16, 2000)
- 180: Baldrick (Jul 16, 2000)
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