h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*wonders why it's so quiet at the swimming pool*

*realises he's to blame, too, as he isn't here quite so much as he used to be...*

OK... This will have to change...

*gets behind a water cannon & soaks everyone in sight... *

*gets up the tower & starts to lookout for people, wondering who'll come...*

*sneaks in on flying cannon*
*thoroughly douses PP in grease, he falls into the pool*
*PP gets soaked*
How's that!!!!!

He's down, but not out
*Grabs water cannon, soaks PP while he's down, and then fires at Baldrick, knocking him into the pool.*

*jumps out of the pool, quickly gets halfway up the tower (why only halfway? Well... I'm too impatient, you know... ) and jumps into the pool, making sure all of the splash is directed towards BB and soaks him... *

Hello...

*climbs out of the pool & gets behind a water cannon again, firing in BB's and Baldrick's general direction just to be on the safe side... *

*hopes no one will creep up from behind while he's distracted, like FC's used to doing, for example... *

*Wonders where FC is*
*Sneaks up behind PP like Fashion Cat used to, and pushes him in, soaking him completely.*
Ha!

*returns to cannon*
*fires jelly*
*splats Bluebottle*
*fires tickling ray*
Deal with that!

*decides to help BB escape that tickling ray...*

*gets out of the pool & behind a normal water cannon...*

*shoots Baldrick, soaking him, and making him fall into the pool... *

*then soaks BB, too, for pushing him into the pool... *

*wonders where FC is... *

*grabbing cannon in mid-fall and going to sub-aqua*
*turns water completely black*
*creates whirlpool*
*shoots disturbance at PP*
*PP falls into whirlpool*
*invokes Whirlpool Jam Law*
*hides in black stuff*

aw.... did you guys miss me????

here you go... *creeps up on everyone one at a time like she used to, then pushes you all into the pool...*

sigh, old habits die hard! I'M BACK!!!!!! WATCH OUT PEOPLE, TROUBLE HAS RETURNED

*appears out of the black stuff*
*fires tickling ray on full power that'll make anyone laugh to death*
*returns to black void*
But you see, my cunning plans are just so CUNNING! Find me once you stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahhahahahahahahahahahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hmm.... laugh... oh yes.. hehe!

*goes to find Baldrick within the black void* Come out come out wherever you are *gets sucked in....*

*completely ticklerises the void*
Chortle!
Get out of that!
*trains cannon on void*

*reappears*

Right, PP, you've distracted me with ICQ long enough...where are you.....................

*finds PP the drags him up the tower with her...*

OK...here's the plan...one person makes enough of a splash...so *2* people...well...you get te picture...

*greases slide*

Even better!! Now we'll go down faster!!

I'm placing a Suspect Package at the top-if PP don't go down in 2hrs he'll be covered in mud!

That's not fair...he won't be on until the morning...

*grins evilly*

then again...he *does* like getting muddy...

1hr 20mins to Detonation Sequence!

hmm.... well it should have blown by now..... *looks around nervously*

He'll notice soon enough...