h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*walks up to Suspect Package*
*kicks it*
It got jammed. Final Countdown started. 10mins to detonation. No, five. No, three minutes to detonation.
*kicks Suspect Package again*

*positions PP perfectly so he'll be *covered* then hides behind him so she doesn't get covered herself...still making sure that she holds him still*

*sneaks up on PP*
*detatches him from E*
*throws him in the void with FC*
*throws the Suspect Package*
*takes cover*
*..................BOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*goes into the void on subaqua cannon*
*reappears*
Boy, did they get muddy in there!
*Flies out of E's reach*

*Wonders what on Earth is happening to his pool each time he leaves for a day or two....*
*Gives up, and soaks Baldrick again*

you may have flown out of my reach....but.....................

*slides down the slide & creates a HUGE splash which completely soaks Baldrick*

...you can't get out of the waters reach!

*something very black and wet and muddy appears from the void... Upon closer inspection, perhaps someone would realise it was PP's arm, but no one cares to inspect it closer...*

*gradually, all of PP emerges... Well, all of the mud around him... He's so completely covered with it that it's impossible to see any part of his body...*

Hm... You guys could have made it chocolate instead of mud, couln't you?

*...a low voice coming from the middle of the pile of mud says...*

And E... You could have waited with that splash until I got out of there... It would have helped me get at least a bit cleaner...Oh well...

*jumps into the pool next to E, making sure that the muddy splash hits as many people as possible & tries to get himself clean...*

Argh... What mud is that? It doesn't seem to come off... E, help me, will you?

Careful how you say that PP...

OK...I'll help...

*E gets out of the pool & aims an extra-powerful watercannon at PP*

Now close your mouth & eyes...

*fires the cannon at PP to try & get rid of some mud, grinning evilly*

*decides to have some fun*
*re-muddifies PP*
*muddifies E for the hell of it*
*flies off VERY quickly, dropping another Suspect Package containing pie, set to go off.........who knows when?*
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!
*disappears elsewhere*

*grins at the pile of mud that used to be E...*

Erm... E... Can you still reach the trigger of that water gun?

If you can't... then we're in trouble...

*the Suspect Package makes an ominous noise*

Thankfully muds good for the skin...?

*tries to reach for the trigger on the water gun*

*the Suspect Package makes a very threatening noise*

*tries to get rid of some of the mud by jumping up and down...*

E... Now fire that cannon, will you?

Anyone? Soak me...

*a note appears on the Suspect Package*

"Don't you dare soak him"

*the Suspect Package makes an ominous noise*

*E grins again, then fires the water cannon*

*no...not at PP*

*at the Suspect Package*

*sending it flying up in the air towards Baldrick just as it makes a *very* strange noise*

*THEN she soaks PP*

*in another forum, catches the Suspect Package, hits it, and returns it*
*another note appears on the Suspect Package*

"I warned you".

*BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

*pie everywhere*

*Return of Baldrick*
*drops another Suspect Package*
*scarpers*

*walks into the complex and changes into his bermuda swimming shorts and Gigantic Inflatible Yellow Duckie Ring (I call him Giydr )*

Hello swimmy persons...*grins and jumps in, heading for the nearest slide*

*looks over at baldric* I say.. you wouldn't happen to know if there...*watches him run off*...okay...*sees Suspect Package* hello.. whats this..*picks it up* ...Sus..pect...Package...*laughs* well.. thats honesty in advertising for you...

*climbs gingerly out of the black void...* so. you go around letting off suspect packages, pushing innocent people into voids and you -still- want me to help you out B!!!! count me in!

hey Trilly! nice to see you made it to the pool! I tend to do strange things, kinda like this!

*creeps up behind E and PP pushing them in, then soaking them with a cannon*

*runs and hides behind the slide*

How did you get de-muddified FC?
*fires strong water jet from personal cannon at Trilly*
Welcome to the swimpool!
*considers dropping a Suspect Package near Trilly*

well, theres a shower in that void.... didnt you notice it B!

*sends cannon of water careering into B* hehe. just cos I'm working with you, dont expect any breaks!