h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*clicks her fingers & a strawberry cheesecake appears in her hand*

*grins*

well..it's much nicer to clean off afterwards...

*wonders who she should throw it at..FC or Baldrick..*

*clicks her fingers again & a chocolate cheesecake appears*

Easier choice now...

*throws the strawberry one at Baldrick & the chocolate one at FC *

*throws Suspect Package*
*it adheres to E*

Ah hahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Ah hahaha....GLUB!

*looks very worried then tries to get as close to Baldrick as possible so he gets covered too at least when it goes off....*

*goes to subaqua*
*disappears in the pool on flying cannon*

*thinks* you know, I wonder whether a mission statement to remove h2g2 of all of B's 'adjusted' water cannons wouldnt go amis!

hmm.... chocolate cheesecake.... yummy! *gives E a smile* oh. no. you're on the wrong side arent you.... *grimaces for a while before bursting out laughing and trying to send some water in E's direction*

*Calls in engineers to give an estimate of how much the cost of correcting all of Baldrick's "alterations" will be, and sets up a Direct Debit from Baldrick's account.*

*Oh, and BB soaks FC so she doesn't feel left out. *

*throws another chocolate cheesecake at FC...not so it hits her..but so she can catch it & eat it if she likes...*

*returns out of the void*
*the cannon ha been transformed - it's now covered in campaign material and has 'OFFICIAL PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE VEHICLE' along one side*
*soaks E*
*splats BB with ice-cream*

So..basically the former cannon could be for anyone...

...and is "splatting" peope with ice-cream fair..? Doesn't he get a flake?

*runs across and gives BB a flake.... * I dont know, all these little jobs I have to keep doing!!

thanx for the cheesecake BTW!!!

*dives into pool.... *

I was hoping to try and keep the swimming pool neutral - but if you insist on helping Peregrin & I's campaign, Baldrick, then I really can't stop you...

Thanks FC.

...well...at the moment there aren't exactly any voters around to be swayed...so the pool is quite neutral..in a still-competitive way...?

*turns cannon to show a neat little 'Property of Baldrick' sticker*
*turns again - 'Anti-Anyone-Else Theft Alarm'*
*turns again to show everyone.........the barrel of his cannon and some ice-cream*
*throws flake*

*thinks quickly*

Ice-cream...OK..what does ice-cream go really well with..?

Jelly?

OK..so if ice-cream ges better with Jelly than with the rest of the pool..then it should be attracted to the big bowl of jelly that's just appeared behind Baldricks left ear.....

*catches & eats the flake whilst she waits to see the outcome when the cannon fires....which of course, ice-cream going better with jelly & all, is attracted to the big bowl of jelly behind Baldricks left ear..._completely_ covering him in his own ice-cream...*

Umm... What's happening here??

*watches some ice-cream flying by*

Or perhaps I shouldn't ask...

This.
*splat*
*soaks E, she falls on the inflatable dolphin*
*zaps dolphin*
*fires an inflatable shark*
*zaps shark*
*shark chases dolphin*

Now I -know- I shouldn't have asked...

*ducks just in time to dodge something undefined that ends up splashing into the pool*

*Tears up all stickers - almost everyone in this forum alerady has a campaign of their own.*
*Soaks Alien with water gun, so he knows what's going on, and continues bombardment of Baldrick.*

Ah-ha! ...and dolphins are surprisingly good at...erm..."getting rid of" sharks, btw...

Hee-hee! Fun!

Well, if I went around head-butting you, I'm sure you'd be got rid of too...

*Soaks Eomando as she climbs the inflatable dolphin*