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The Hematite Wing

Post 1

Emporor Hematitedude, The Leader of all Hematite Substances & General Leader of the Hematiteorg Galaxy (Esquire)

Welcome to the new Hematite Wing! It's the same as before except it is totally Infultration Proof. It has Retna scan to all Doors, Secret Passages & A super de dooper COOL Hematitedude Quarters. Everything in this wing is Entirly Created out of Hematite!smiley - drool But Be warned, smiley - eurekaDON'T MAKE ME ANGRY, YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRYsmiley - eureka
And I hereby hire LeRue for all my security. But I still control The Giant Balls Of Hematite & The Hematitebots serve to my every need! MOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHsmiley - evilgrinsmiley - evilgrinsmiley - evilgrinsmiley - evilgrin


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Post 2

Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead-

Ah! Hematitedude, so glad you could make it. Welcome to the new Clique HQ. Nice totally-hematite structure you've got here.


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Post 3

Emporor Hematitedude, The Leader of all Hematite Substances & General Leader of the Hematiteorg Galaxy (Esquire)

Ahh yes thank you It is quite nice isn't it!smiley - smiley


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Post 4

Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead-

Yep. Oh, and report to the meeting room. Immediately. Our Head of Special Ops Cal is holding a meeting. Look in the Conversation list


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Post 5

Emporor Hematitedude, The Leader of all Hematite Substances & General Leader of the Hematiteorg Galaxy (Esquire)

Why won't anyone enter the Hematite Wingsmiley - wah? It's not so evil. I'm the lesser of two evils! Well actually i'm the greater of two evils but whats the difference? Come on! Visit! We have chocolatesmiley - choc! MOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAsmiley - laughsmiley - evilgrin


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Post 6

Emporor Hematitedude, The Leader of all Hematite Substances & General Leader of the Hematiteorg Galaxy (Esquire)

It has come to my attention that there is a group known as R.E.B.E.L. which is against The Clique! Well I'm not usually a violent guy but LAUNCH THE MISSILES! Ha! What a hit! Did you see that missile hit the side of R.E.B.E.L HQ! You know those missiles are pure Hematitesmiley - evilgrinsmiley - laugh


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Post 7

Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead-

Don't worry, Hematitedude, all in good time. They are currently a fledgeling organisation. Let's see how it goes.

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Post 8

Emporor Hematitedude, The Leader of all Hematite Substances & General Leader of the Hematiteorg Galaxy (Esquire)

They were asking for it! Also just to be particularily evil, I will launch a new missile at R.E.B.E.L. HQ each hour. On the hour every hour! Moohahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahasmiley - laughsmiley - evilgrin


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Post 9

Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead-

Thats just a little harsh, Commander. Maybe every 2 and a half hours would do.


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Post 10

Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead-

*teleports in* Hematitedude, call off the attack. REBEL is still a small organisation and you aren't helping. Don't go in unless you subscribe, which will involve a court-martial and expulsion from the Clique. Cease Fire immediately. Acknowledge the order. <<>>


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Post 11

Emporor Hematitedude, The Leader of all Hematite Substances & General Leader of the Hematiteorg Galaxy (Esquire)

Fine but at least let me do my evil laugh! MOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHsmiley - laugh


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Post 12

Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead-

Okay then, go MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA all you want. but no evil. This is a respectable organisation.


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Post 13

Emporor Hematitedude, The Leader of all Hematite Substances & General Leader of the Hematiteorg Galaxy (Esquire)

MOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHsmiley - laugh
There youy go Captain, but because this is a respectable organisation, does that mean I can't throw parties, I needto know by Tuesday, 'cause I already have the Invites printed out.smiley - cool


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Post 14

Emporor Hematitedude, The Leader of all Hematite Substances & General Leader of the Hematiteorg Galaxy (Esquire)

Ahh, this place has been good to me!


Ah, & Nuge if your reading this; why is Captain LeRue higher ranking than me! As far as I remember, I formed the Clique! I should have four Stars, I'm second in Command, He's just a lazy Security Officer!smiley - erm


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Post 15

mcgaxs

Oh really.....you suck,you suck,you suck,you suck,you suck,you suck,you suck,you suck,you suck,you suck,you suck,you suck,you suck,you suck,you suck


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Post 16

Emporor Hematitedude, The Leader of all Hematite Substances & General Leader of the Hematiteorg Galaxy (Esquire)

*Hematitedude looks at Mc Gax spitefully, then he leans over onto a wall & yawns, what Mcgax does not know is that Hematitedude has pressed a secret switch, releasing a giant ball of hematite crashing towards mcgax. Mcgax tries to run, slips & then the ball squishes him in cartoon fashion. Hematitedude then writes "YOU SUCK HOTDOGBOY" on Mcgaxs' forehead.* YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK MCGAX. Fair is fair, but fair is foul!smiley - wahsmiley - cool*Laughs evilishlysmiley - evilgrinsmiley - laugh


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Post 17

Emporor Hematitedude, The Leader of all Hematite Substances & General Leader of the Hematiteorg Galaxy (Esquire)

Army seem to think that they're the Top Dogs, But We're the Clique!!!!!!
We're better than them!!!!!!!! They Suck!!!


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Post 18

Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead-

*walks in, looks at McGaxs squish-ed-ness, and uses the emergency bicycle pump on the wall to reinflate him, sending him on his way*


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Post 19

Emporor Hematitedude, The Leader of all Hematite Substances & General Leader of the Hematiteorg Galaxy (Esquire)

*After a Long and EverlastingHiatus, Hematitdude has FINALLY Made a Statement, His First Statement in a Year and a Half!*

Hey Nuge, Can We Get some 'Tater Chips In here?

Anyway, I'm Back, and I'm Ready to Hit it!


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Post 20

Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead-

What, the shiney big red button with "fire" written on it?


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