Supreme Emperor of Earth and all Hematite Substances


I would like to wish Salutations on all Earthlings visiting

Real Name: I cannot devulge information on that particular subject at this moment in time.
Age: Nor can I devulge information on that subject, I'll give you a hint though, it's between 1 and 400 Billion.
Hobbies: Conquoring galaxies, motor scooter piloting and guitar playing.
Aquaintances: Captain Nuge, mc gax, scandreaandtracer, Vicci Verago Fortuneswell ACE
Catchphrases: (Yep) I'm a hero, Moohahahahahaha cough cough my doctor says I shouldn't do that any more, Any old snappy comeback or quip, To the clique-mobile, didalidalidalidale, Die you hideous monster die, imatating pathetic and/or senile and/or old people, Hematite funfacts, randomly blithering and talking nonsense, randomly going on and on about the greatness of hematite and how we should cower before the might of hematite.

Hematite Transmission Over, Hematitedude Out


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