Supreme Emperor of Earth and all Hematite Substances
Hematite!!!
I would like to wish Salutations on all Earthlings visiting H2G2.com.
Real Name: I cannot devulge information on that particular subject at this moment in time.
Age: Nor can I devulge information on that subject, I'll give you a hint though, it's between 1 and 400 Billion.
Hobbies: Conquoring galaxies, motor scooter piloting and guitar playing.
Aquaintances: Captain Nuge, mc gax, scandreaandtracer, Vicci Verago Fortuneswell ACE
Catchphrases: (Yep) I'm a hero, Moohahahahahaha cough cough my doctor says I shouldn't do that any more, Any old snappy comeback or quip, To the clique-mobile, didalidalidalidale, Die you hideous monster die, imatating pathetic and/or senile and/or old people, Hematite funfacts, randomly blithering and talking nonsense, randomly going on and on about the greatness of hematite and how we should cower before the might of hematite.
Hematite Transmission Over, Hematitedude Out
Latest Messages
| Messages left for this Researcher | Posted |
|---|---|
| The TARDIS thread is alive!!! | Sep 21, 2005 |
| Time for another Clique bulletin! | Jan 8, 2005 |
| Blatant rambling on about nothing in particular. | Jan 7, 2005 |
| The Captain is back. | Jan 7, 2005 |
| Geologist? | Dec 24, 2004 |
Conversations
| Conversation Title | Latest Post | Latest Reply |
|---|---|---|
| Nana Sitting | No Posting | Oct 8, 2013 |
| 4 hours of screaming | No Posting | Sep 29, 2013 |
| VV and her painful "chest" | No Posting | Sep 28, 2013 |
| Vicki Virago names her baby | No Posting | Sep 28, 2013 |
| Ouch. oooh. Ouch | No Posting | Aug 19, 2013 |
Emporor Hematitedude, The Leader of all Hematite Substances & General Leader of the Hematiteorg Galaxy (Esquire)
Researcher U1101124
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