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Post 301

AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI

Dear Mister Dreadful
Is it a problem if i come on this page and just post for the sheer hell of it and for the glory of being poster number 300 and therefor forcing your hand on the opening of a new thread???

if it's a problem, then i have another problem... do you answer it on here, or as the first posting on the new thread?

can you see me down here? did you find me sea legs yet?

oi... get that pint off me head..

aye be smaller, and a bit subdued


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Post 302

AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI

dagnabbit


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Post 303

Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche"

Dear Mr Dreadful

I think she's got you on that last one.

Dai Laffin


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Post 304

Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche"

Dear Mr Dreadful

I think I have found my dream woman, 3 foot high, flat head and with dentures, how do we keep her from finding her sea legs?

Dai


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Post 305

AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI

GERROFFFF ME !!!!!!

Ok, thankyou, i have one of me sea legs back, and i have the peg from mister D, but i'm gettin Bertie to send one of the ferrets off after the badger for me leg..i cant be doin without me leg, this peg leg just wont do. it's the wrong shade and it is full of woodworm.. if worst comes to worst i can always put back on me landlubber legs, but i'm very reluctlant... they aren't as tanned and they were wearing hiking boots..

releases ferret, who, instead of racing off in the direction of the sea-leg-carrying badger, runs back up the leg of bertie's kilt..

aye be sick as a pig in a poke of all this...


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Post 306

Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche"

Dear Mr Dreadful

Why can't you hold a dream in your hand?

Dai up at the crack of Dawn


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Post 307

Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am...

Dear Dai,

Because you need special gloves.


The new thread starts here: F1982612?thread=641759


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Post 308

Michael

Ah yes, a paradox, hadn't thought of that, thanks!


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