h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Memo to self*
put the XS ethanol in a spare cupboard in lab, and lock it.

*quickly tosses a spare sheet over the crate of vodka brought back from Russia*

*walks back in quickly with a strong cup of coffee*

So, I see theres been no real progress *sits down by the desk and starts flicking through some sheets*

You might want to move those crates somewhere else, preferably where I cant see them *he looks up and smiles at the professor then looks back at the sheets*

Try taking them home or sharing them, that might be a good start. You might make some very good friends very quickly, just make sure the colonel isnt looking unless you plan to give her some

prof.

I have a place that your stuff can be stored - for a fee of course

I say share we could always use it to fuel the F302's

What's up Jack?

my someone gets grumpy....

*claps once*

So! X-ray time! And liver biopsy, I guess.
Major, I'm going to need to requisition 8ccs of Lidocaine, a biopsy needle, and an outpatient surgical kit. And I'm booking OR2 for tomorrow at 1100hrs. I'll need the ultrasound too.

Captain, have you taken any aspirin, ibuprofen, or anticoagulents in the last week? And no eating or drinking anything at all until we're done with the procedure. I'd like you to be here ready at 1020hrs.

But for now, I'm just going to take a blood sample and get you to that x-ray.

Do we have any medics on duty tomorrow who are qualified surgical techs?

Jack's helped in surgery I think

Can I just make the point that I am deeply, deeply offended by everyones assumption that I am/was/soon will be drunk. As you can see I am perfectly sober and can complete a coherent ... sentence, that's the word.

*Looks thoughtful*

And for the record, vodka tastes like cat piss.

*glares round the room*

Don't anybody say "How do you know what cats piss looks like?" and feel clever with yourself. It's classified information.

*Sighs*

*Mumbles something, sounds kinda like*

... This close to a spunge bath ...

I'll give you one later.........sponge bath that is

Loverly juverly.

It's the least I can do for those who work so tirelessly under me

All right, to the OR, let's go.

*Sniffs*

Wait a minute.... in your last post Colonel.

*Sniffs the air again*

I smell ... *Sniff* ... SEXUAL INNUENDO!!!!

*falls to his knees*

Oh sweet jessica's apple pie!!!

*gets up and dusts off his knees*

D'accord Mon Prof, to the OR.

*Follows the Professor*

Ahhh, I love to see a man on his knees

mmm I think I'm done... for the next ten minites

You want to help the Prof?

[ _______Time Skip_______ ]


{Tannoy} Unauthorised gate activity


*Looks up from going through papers at the desk*

Well, it looks like we might have some excitement today after all.

*closes and sets down the folder he was going through and heads out to the

yes you could say that....
*opens desk drawer and removes a small pistol and puts it in her coat pocket then follows*

*grabs two corporals cleaning instruments, his Emergency pack and sets off at a sprint towards the gateroom*