h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You'd be very welcome. I'll put the kettle on

*leaves medical bay*

*mutters to self*

Thankyou Jack thankyou very much for doing all this work when you were left as the only member of medical personnell for such a long time and considering all the other things you had to deal with. Oh well thankYOU so nice of you to think of me its glad to know I'm wanted and needed and appreciated round here

*shoves himself away from the desk and gets up*

Well, I need some coffee so sort yourselves out and do whatever you want

*leaves in search of coffee*

well most of this seems to be in order...
although what exactly some of this is about...

hmmm....
*looks over some more notes*
*mutters to self*

nope... I think i need to get some....

what does this place test on?...

I wouldnt have thought that at all

hmm but the labs make sence....

*sigh*

I'm going to go do something useful. There's still some samples from that dam moon that I haven't processed yet.

Let me know if anything happens, OK?

*leaves*

*Leans out of his office*

Major, what would you say if I handed you a request for promotion to Captain?

*Wanders in bleary eyed and limping. Oakleaves and ribbons in disarray*

What time is it?... scratch that... what month is it?

*wheels out of the office in his desk chair*

Calendar's on the wall, major. It's a dolphin calendar; I picked it out myself. What can I do for you, sir?

if you handed a request form...
I'd think about it...

cant do worse than that....
might need to talk it over with the person who was supervising while i was absent...

*LeRue hops up on a cot*

My friggin' leg is killing me. Before you ask, this guy at this bar thought I was knocking his elbow. Then I, as an officer and a gentleman, kicked himinnasack. Unfortunately he was sitting on a stool...

Before you ask what the hell I was doing Lieutenant... basically I was trying to put his left nut out through his right ear.

Roger that major. Let me take a look at that leg.

*grabs his kit and wheels over to the cot. Looks at the leg*

that bruise isn't going to go away soon. I'll grab some ice and lets head to the radiography lab. An x-ray will tell me all I'm missing.

*Groans*

An X-Ray.

I better be getting a spunge bath from a nurse after it... or a lollipop... cola flavored!

I'll see what I can do. *winks*

Come on then.

*heads off down a corridor*

LeRue, not again, come up to my office and well have a serious talk

well that or i was going to offer to be his nurse for the day

*gets back onto the paperwork*

Would you mind if I had him x-rayed first, colonel? Walking about too long on a fracture like that probably won't improve matters.

And take a look at his liver while you're at it and make sure he doesn't stand too close to a naked flame

*Cough*

I can smell him from here

*Cough*

I'd check your surgical alcohol stocks if I were you Anthea

Aye aye, ma'am.

I will do....
and possably change half the locks to the supply cabanits while I'm at it

May be a wise idea