h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Runs in and opens Exam room 3. Starts hooking up equipment and motioning to medics to help*

*walks in*
I want a status report and a full vitles check
I want blood and urine tests and anything else you can think of...

and I don't want arguments....

Yes ma'am.

You heard the major, get that taken care of. Sergeant, run any test you think necessary or in the smallest way usefull. I want a report on every new development as it happens or immediately after. Let's work together now.

*snaps fingers and the medical staff bustles into action*

Private! get that ekg hooked up, and lieutenant, can you start on vitals?
Lovely.

*nods approvingly*
I do like a man who knows what he's doing

*walks in looking battered and ragged, then lays on table*

*Enters*

So what happened?

*Was one of the escort team*

Is that... an SG6 uniform?

It's Aries, he's returned from...somewhere

Well, I think, given the terrain and the old reports, it was P3X-888

No kidding!! were you kidnapped?

Yes, I got separated from the team during hostilities, and when I arrived at the agreed meet up point, they had already gone. It was then that I was ambushed and knocked out. Thats the last thing I remember.

But you've been gone for a year

Well, when I woke up, I was in some kind of cell. I was able to escape when they bought food. I didn't eat any of it, looked like it was some kind of living parasite.

Were they Goa'uld?, remember that report of Dr Jackson's

Possibly. Which is why I didn't eat it.

Any other clues you can give us

Well, I did manage to get a sample.

*Holds out sealed biologicals bottle with white liquid in*

*Hands sample to a nurse*

Get that to the lab

*Nurse runs off*

Anything else?

and this

*extends forearm to show a large red welt*

which I found during my time in that cell. That wraps it up.

that looks highly unpleasant....