h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Scandrea limps into the lab, and opens it up. She gingerly takes a seat on a bench, and takes the few samples they were able to grab before the attack, conveniently placed in here by a random staff member.*

Well, at least I have something to do now...

*Starts grinding the samples for separating the heavy minerals.*

*Hears the alarm klaxon, puts the samples in a safe place, and limps out.*

*Comes in, looks around. Decides this is definately not SG-1's barracks and leaves, muttering about big military bases.*

*WATCH THIS SPACE*

*having had my tea and ordered up supplies and left all surfaces with a coating of Lithal to reduce them to nothing, I am left with a completely empty Lab*
Let us begin

A central instrument bench consisting of HPLC, Packed and Capillary GC, AutotitratorX2, AAS cause I don't trust ICP, all ran from a central PC and a decent software package

Along one wall Fume cupboards, Wet chemistry Bench, and glassware storage
Second Wall has windows and the door
Along third wall, my desk, spare desk, Periodic Table, Discworld Calender (In July It's Tiffany), PC, CD Player and speakers
Fourth wall,general Storage, On the wall a picture of the International union of pure and applied Chemists ( and 9 darts), My diploma from JW Wells, and various degrees and other stuff, There id also an empty space about the size of a door (more later)

*Walks in, looks around, mutters something about "fingies", and starts preparing thin sections.*

So, Scandrea. What do you think to the changes?

I'm just glad I could find where someone put my samples.

If you don't mind me asking, what are you analysing?

*wanders back in to lab*

It's good to see that nothing has changed.