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*Shakes her head to remove the distubing images of Ice Skating in purple*

I wouldn't put it past him, Baal is just one of those Goa'uld who never knows when to give up

That'll be another thing I'll dig up in the records then.

When I'm finally done here. How long will this take Doctor?

Do ya want a summarised version of the mission logs as of your disappearance? Its a sort of a personal project of mine. If this ever declassifies, it'll form the basis for my memoirs.

That would be good, any juicy details I'll look in the archives.

OK aries that's all i can do right at this minute

Good, anything wrong? Am I free to go?

*Hands Aries a CD from his pocket* Its a backup copy I made earlier. I'll run off another one later on. Good to have you back, sir.

*jumps off table, takes CD and places it in inside pocket*

and it's good to be back.

We'll have a chat later

OK then, what's the chance that I can be reassigned, I mean SG6 isn't up to much at the moment and I really am a scientist at heart.

Have some leave first, catch up on a few things and get some rest, we'll talk later

Leave? Aw come on, you know I don't do leave.

You don't actually have to leave, just have a few days off

OK, I'll be in my office. Promise you'll call if anything interesting happens.

Will do

Hello!
Can someone help me? I appear to have lost 8 months, I've checked my lab and it is still there, but I appear to have gone missing

You're the Chemist? SG7 right?

Correct on both counts

OK, I'm SG6, but looking for reassignment. And unfortunately I can't help you, I've only just got back myself.