h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I dont know, I always wanted to visit St Petersburg

I've brought back-
*starts counting on fingers*
a 'wee' bit of vodka. But don't tell the general

Well, hand it over

hand what over?

The Vodka, I always think better when I'm tanked up on jet fuel

*wipes sweat from brow*

Whew, I thought you wanted to confiscate it

Well, right now we really need to think. Did Major Davis give an ETA?

All General O'Neill said was that as soon as Davis got back from wherever it is he's gone he'll be down to sort this mess out

*sits behind the desk and rubs his temples in an attempt to keep calm*

*mutters* Fabulous just fabulous

Do we tell him he passed out and act like little angels until Paul...um...Major davis gets here?

I think that might be our best bet- we can't fix what's already been done, but we can improve on the situation otherwise.

Ok seeing as I'm supposed to be in charge I say we act innocent until Major Davis gets here

Look *pushes himself up again and paces* If theres a problem I'll take the fall for it since it was my mistake. For now if he wakes up I can tell him he passed out after having inhaled smoke. However, if we're all crowded in here its going to look a little suspicous

*looks directly at them* Unless ofcourse you plan on saying you came to wish him well. Got any cards or flowers little angels? *smiles thinly*

< I have no idea how long he's gone for>

I guess we could take this meeting elsewhere, any ideas?

"Knocks on medical bay door*

\/\_ Hello Doctor, I think I am coming down with a very bad case of hay fever. Please can you help me.\/\_

sure I think we have some antihystemine here somewhere....

any Other alergies i should know about before i prescribe something?
any other medications, pregmancy or preexisting condition?

I'm a great believer in the curative properties of ethanol!!

\/\No other medications, allergies or pre-existing conditons.\/\

wonderful, then take three of these tablets a day
if alergies still persist come back and I'll give you something a little stronger

*hands over a box of antihystemene*

Thank you Doctor for the tablets.


*Takes the box of antihistamine tablets*