h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well that is a shame...
but i guess we dont want to be courtmarcheled for killing the man or something of the likes...

We could stick him in the Brig or do you or your staff need practise in plastering broken bones?

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----- ((I'm taking as read a fair amount of time has passed since my exit. If it hasnt it has now....))------

*storms back in wearing his civillian clothing and throws down his bag looking pale and more than a little peeved*

*snappish* Anyone dead yet? Is there a plan yet? *he sits down and starts to flick through some paperwork* And why is /that/ still here? *gestures to scott with a pen. Notices Dr Anthea.* Hello, I dont believe we've met...?

*Rolls Eyes*

Oy, I take it things didn't go too well?

*Scandrea walks in, takes one look, and walks out again. For the next 30 seconds, sounds of someone banging their head against a wall outside can be heard. Afterward, she walks back in, gets an ice pack from the freezer, and sits down in a chair.*

Right, so, any ideas on how to fix this?

*to reef* No, they didnt. *to scandrea* And no, I havent any. I assume if O'Neill has been contacted he might be doing something or sending someone?

Yes I called him and Major Davis is on his way, until then we're not supposed to take things into our own hands *Sigh*

Yes... he told me the same thing. And when Major Davis gets here, what are we going to do, sit around looking like a bunch of kids who got caught breaking into the cookie jar? I have a little bit of a plan if anyone wants to hear it, but it needs work.

I'm listening

*sits down*

quite a situation we have....

< ok >

First, we have to make things look as normal as possible- that means cleaning up all the messes, putting out the fires, and putting things back into place. We'll have to alter the security camera feeds to make it look like it never happened.

The explosion in the mess- are there any more I don't know about?- that'll be difficult, but we can say it was an accidental discharge. Things like that happen, and all it should do is trigger an inspection of the firearms around here. A few loyal troops should be able to corroborate.

We have to do something with you- unfortunately, it looks like that's going to be putting you back in the brig. Please tell me you didn't damage anyone on your way out? You won't be useless- I'll be able to get you a secure line so you can find out exactly who this fellow is and what he wants.

Now, do I have everything covered?

*wanders off for want of something to do*

It looks like it, are you trying to convince Scott he dreamed it all sort of a Bobby Ewing in the Shower thing?

<< well in that case I'll keep my CMO title if Anthea is sparodic *polishes title and puts it in frame* >>

A guard was taken out when we were springing Reef from the brig. He doesnt appear to have been discovered yet hes still there.

No, I was planning it being a hallucination as a result of a concussion recieved in the accidental discharge incident. Though the guard does complicate matters...

I think the trickiest part of this is going to be getting to the security system.

*rubs his forehead and sighs*

The gaurds still alive, I just zatted him. Hes just taped up and covered with a blanket in the vain hope people will think hes the colonel. And I only *think* he hasnt been discovered since I havent heard any fuss. I could, ofcourse, be wrong.

We could engineer some sort of chemical leak into the air duct- one that induces sleep...

That only affects Scott, could take him to my office and do it from there

*Wanders back in*

Mess hall is fixed up as per your spec, Colonel.