h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i don't know if i like the fact that this is one of H2G2's five busiest forums, along with hitperson's...

*apparently unphased by the activities in the room, continues to hum...*

*those interested enough to listen are surprised to note that the blending of counterpoints sound much like an Ozzy Osborne song*

have a look at the war room, entity...

bye all, for a while, i leave this room in NYC's capable hands... read my confession and goodbye message at http://www.h2g2.com/F46306?thread=71447

*enters wearing thick black hooded cloak and a rubber nose*

*sits near wall and waits*

*Head explodes*

*heart burns to a crisp*


Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!

*curls up on floor and falls asleep listening to the humming*

*watches*

cmon fish, you can hold out, just two and a half days more if this...

*Recovers from Hanson induced trance*

Hey, where did all these people come from?

Where did they come from?

Well some people think there was a large bang a long time ago which started a chain reaction which resulted in them.

Some beleive that a diety of some description created them becuase it had a sadistic sense of humour.

Others beleive that they dont really exist, and they are just figments of your imagination.

If you're a figment of my imagination, can I make you give me some of that wine and ice-cream that you've been hoarding in your fishbowl?

No! its mine! all mine!

*NYC watches the comedy of Jezzrian unsuccessfully trying to strangle a fish*

eeeerchhk

Im being strangled by my own security officer!!!

*electrifies Jezzrian*

Stop it. Its mine. You cant have it. Theres some in the war room if you want it.

*Glares at RedFish*

You know I can't leave, and you are the only one in here with food, so share or I'll toast ya.

*Raises hand and mutters arcanely before realising that she can teleport some food into the room.

Hang on a second

*concentrates and a tub of Ice cream appears in fromt of her*

There. You got lucky Red, next time watch out, nothing comes between me and Ice cream. Anyboby want some?

can i go to sleep in her?

I assume, for the sake of Jezzrian, that when you say "can I go to sleep in her", you mean "can I go to sleep in here"?

that could be taken many ways, most of them very, very wrong.

and if you guys want ice cream and wine, you could always go to my ice cream shop. i serve both (and i usually forget to check ID's too!) i forgot the link but it's in mixed nuts's space shopping center...

*illuminates a corner of the room where serveral crates of ice-cream and wine are lying*

No need to travel, I had it shipped here

*thinks: 'that redfish thinks of EVERYTHING!'*

*telepatically intercepts that think*

Its all part of the job

it's beginning to look rather cramped in there...