h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*starts yelling from corner so that NYC can find his way*

*NYC finds his way over, but overestimates how far away the wall is and his head collides with Corrupt's*

Ouch...are you okay? Hey, thanks man--you just got rid of that hex! Here's the door--but how do we get out?

we? you still have time left...

*NYC opens and closes the door behind him, to much yelling and screaming and general mucking about by the Corrupt One*

You only have a day left! THEN I can let you out...

*mutters about what she's going to do to NYC when she gets out of here, then curls back up into a dejected heap*

*NYC sighs, lying at the other side of the door*

take a number, I already have some death threats:

1. Jezzrian
2. RedFish
3. Corrupt One
4. Lord Byancbaldich
5. Entity

That's the order so far, I think...

*strange sawing noises can be heard by NYC from the other side of the door*

*it is The Corrupt One, who has somehow obtained a hacksaw and is using it on the door*

I don't think a hacksaw will work on a metal door...

Good point...

*throws down hacksaw, pulls something out of her pocket*

This oughta do it, though!

*sticks the strange somethings, which are plastic explosives, on the door*

Back up, everyone...

BOOM

*sunlight streams from outside the booth. The people that were stuck inside run out, trampling NYC in the process. NYC stands up, dazed, to see Corrupt smiling at him on the other side of the doorway*

Who's evil now, eh?

hey!

Everybody! most of you only have a few hours left! leave now, and you aren't liscensed auper-villians!

*the villians file back in the chamber, and NYC orders another braced door for the entrance*

yes, CO, you're evil. get back in there.

As you say, NYC...

*she shoves NYC into the booth and walks in after him just as the new, superstrong door is bolted shut.*

I don't think you'll be going anywhere soon, NYC...now where'd that CD player go? Oh yes, it's on the other side of the door--I was going to steal it!

Hahahahahahahaha!

*the rest of the villains in the chamber cheer at the thought of not having to endure any more torturous music*

i think you forgot about me, corrupt one. and though it was amusing to watch you drive NYC nuts, he already did HIS initiation, and you are still in the middle of yours.
*starts music again*
now no more shenanegans (however that is spelled)
*lets NYC out of the chamber, then barricades the door closed*

Hey, no! I already stole the CD player and sent it along to my friends at the Forum & Firkin. WITH the CDs in it. And I already broke the Weird Al one in a fit of rage earlier when I was under the influence of a hex!

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*goes back to her corner in an extremely dejected, tired heap*

okay, for the sake of continuity, i brought a new CD player and a new weird al CD. did i really need to state that???

and if you hate this so much, do what i did during my initiation and run into the wall so hard you knock yourself out. at least that way no one can wake you up...

plus, it's quite funny to look at...

*NYC switches coats, for one had far too many boot-prints, and kicks the popcorn maker for good measure*

only 13 tons of popcorn and the damn thing gave out! can you believe that? such a piece of...

can't get good quality for a decent price nowadays...

I suppose knocking yourself out could work but knowing RedFish he'd probably wake you up. That fish has a sadistic sense of humour.

I suppose knocking yourself out could work but knowing RedFish he'd probably wake you up. That fish has a sadistic sense of humour.

*emerges from the corner to yell at sea and NYC, but especially NYC*

sea, YES, you DID need to state that.
NYC, I thought sea kicked you out.

and, as for the both of you...

NO IT IS NOT A FUNNY IDEA TO HAVE ME RUN INTO THE WALL!
Just to prove this point...

*shoves NYC into the wall, who promptly passes out*

hey, wait, that IS funny...

*starts laughing at NYC*

oops, bloody browser.

*glares at computer*

As a side note for Jezzrian, I haven't even seen anyone else today besides NYC and sea. NYC was the only one until just a few postings ago, so that's why I take out my anger on him.

Hey, I was first on the list!

I guess I'll just have to find something else to do to him when he wakes up. I't no fun tormenting an unconscious person, they can't complain.