h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*grin*
i didn't realize how funny that was when i did it...
*dissolves into a fit of giggles, then starts to wonder if NYC is okay*
hey... NYC?
*shakes him*

*stops laughing momentarily*

Y'know, I don't think he's going to wake up.

*looks at the wall, sees a bit of light coming through a dent where NYC's head hit it*

Wow, he did hit that thing hard! And if it wasn't for what happened earlier, I'd feel guilty right now. But as it is...

*doubles up on the floor with crazed laughter*

*NYC twiches a little, sits up and pulls a small radio device from his coat pocket*

You're right. It isn't too nice to be on the recieving end. But I'll get my revenge...

*presses a button on the device, and a boxing glove shoots out of the braced door and hits him in the head. NYC promptly falls over into his original unconscious state, mumbling something about installing the door the wrong way*

we should re-decorate......

*falls onto the floor in a new burst of hysterical laughter, tears streaming from her eyes, clutching her stomach*

*stops laughing, and gasps to catch her breath*

Hey, this is starting to be fun! Anyone want me to wake up NYC so we can torture him some more?

*continues maniacal laughter*

*gasps for breath*
he seems to be quite good at torturing himself!
*dissolves into giggles*

*zaps NYC with a lightening bolt*

hah!

*watches Jezzrian applaud*

*wonders for a moment if she should stop the NYC bashing*
nah...

You have a point, sea! He's both good at torturing himself AND setting himself up to be tortured by others!

*starts laughing again, but stops suddenly when NYC wakes up*

Uhhhh...hi, NYC. Nice coat?

*chuckles nervously under NYC's glare*

*cough*

I fail to see the comedy in all this...

*sudden transformation from nervous to sarcastic*

Oh, you don't see the humor? Here, let me show you...

*shoves him back into the wall. He lands on the floor in an unconcious heap*

See? Funny.

*everyone in the booth starts laughing even harder than before*

*stops laughing for a moment*
um... would you like a mirror???
*starts laughing hysterically again*

*NYC once again sits forward, cluching his head*

ouch... I have such a headache...

When I get myself out of this mess, I'll personally... well, when I get out, THEN I'll decide what to do... but it won't be nice.

Until then, I'll just lie down now...

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*kicks NYC, trying to wake him up*

Hey, I got the popcorn machine to work! Anyone want some?

*glances down at NYC and busts into laughter again*

*glares at the corrupt one*

especially YOU.

*NYC settles back down and starts banging on the door, hoping somebody will let him back out*

*lets poor NYC out, then closes the battered door*

*returns NYC's glare*

Oh yeah? Whatcha gonna do about me, huh?

*turns back to the others*

Is there any way that we can tie this person up?

*gets evil glint in her eye*

Hey, NYC, want some popcorn?

*shoves popcorn in NYC's mouth*

You know, I would have stopped the NYC bashing by now, if it wasn't so much fun!

thank you sea, but why did you do it? was it your pity for a fellow villian getting unfairly pounded? was it a dislike to be on the sides of these not-quite villians, instead of one of your own?

...or was it because of my debonair good looks?

and now that I'm out... *fingering the controls, electrifying the floors, and making the temperature -40*