h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Okay, if you insist...

*bashes NYC into the wall, who is now unconcious*

And I'll take this, thank you very much...

*steals NYC's cattle prod, as well as his keys and the remote-control to the booth's many torture features*

*twitches a little*

uurrrghrrrggghhh....

my keys! where the hell are my keys?!
you're gonna feel pain, corrupt...

...just as soon as the room stops spinning...

*sigh*
you've got an hour to go, corrupt one. i think you better stay in the chamber....
*thinks to herself: 'now i know how a kindergarten teacher feels...'*

no offense, corrupt one...

*gives a sharp look at sea*

No, kindergarteners would never need to blow down a door with plastic explosives. And they wouldn't have someone...

*kicks NYC, but w/out the steel-tipped boots, as Corrupt's trying to be a little bit nicer*

...like NYC here to torture them.

And no offence taken.

Okay, Corrupt, you are now a full-fledged member of STUMPED. Here's your laminated card, your 10% discount at CLI, and yada yada yada...

Now that you can leave Corrupt, might you please return to me my remote control panel, my cattle prod, and my keys...

if anybody needs me, I'll just be down here... on the floor...

*shows corrupt to the door rather hurriedly, trying to prevent any more fights*
well, out ya go, don't need anymore bloodshed here...

no more bloodshed? *dissapointed*

*hovers out, dropping a rock on NYC as he hovers overhead*

Wait just a minit, sea...

*walks over to the pathetic heap that is NYC, who cowers, expecting another kick*

Uhhhh...here's your keys...and your remote...and yes, even your cattle prod...

*hands back all of his stuff, plus one extra-large Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster*

Wanna be friends?

*glares menacingly at RedFish*

...and, RedFish, that was just plain mean. One more thing like that, and YOUR head goes into the wall, OK?

*looks wholly and utterly shocked*
wow, that was really decent of you, Corrupt One. and smart, too. don't want enemies on your own side. i think i'm going to stay on your GOOD side, nonetheless...
*grin*

thank you, that was quite nice of you.

and yes, as long as there's no kicking, shoving, and general hurting of ME involved.

is he being nice? sickening!!!

Erm.. it looks like im outnumbered here... *offers his fin (instead of hand) to everyone as a sign of peace..*

*she shakes RedFish's fin and the hands of sea and NYC*

Okay, now let's all get along, forget about the past, and torture the people that are stuck in initiation!

*evil laughter*

Are there any people in here still going through initiation?

Well, there are Entity, Jezzrian, Lord Byancbaldich, Princss, and Emar & Zeb to push around. Come! See how fun it is on this side... that is, without the kicking, punching, shoving, and general uneasiness with the plastic explosives...

*looks around, sees the new recruits sleeping on the floor*

They don't seem to be interested...

*attention turns back to NYC*

By the way, don't you know what "let's forget about the past" means? Because, if there are any doubts to its meaning, I still have some of those plastic explosives now that you mention it...

*sees Emar and Zeb snoring next to her foot*

And, shouldn't there be a rule against mean puppet-things joining? I merely ask for information.

scince the cards are lamanated...im in, but i dunno what is wrong with it...but my computer doesnt seem to want to cooperate with searching the guide. a link to the stumped page would be appreciated, scince you seem to have a lil more time left in that room.

[just for continuity, Corrupt, there are two rooms: the chamber, and the control room, seperated by a BLAST PROOF door.]

I made sure of that.

if they're sleeping, wake them up!

*NYC flips the switch to make a self-contained hurricane within the pitch black initiation chamber, creating much havoc and panic*

geez! i can't leave for two hours without missing things!!!
princess, there is a link at the top of the forum to the STUMPED page. it's yellow.

Zeb: WHO SAYS THERE SHOULD BE RULES AGAINST MEAN PUPPET-THINGS JOINING?! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M MORE THAN JUST A MERE PUPPET! HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN "SCARFACE" ON BATMAN?! I'M A SPLIT PERSONALITY, WHO JUST GETS PROJECTED *THROUGH* THIS PUPPET!

Emar(still sore from foot-mashing and awakening): Well, you must admit, your physical actions do seem to be limited by what the puppet can accomplish. For all practical purposes, you ARE the puppet, Zeb.

Zeb: I'LL SHOW YOU PEOPLE WHAT A HAND-PUPPET CAN ACCOMPLISH!!



Zeb(brandishing broken bottle in his tiny puppet arm): WHO WANTS SOME?! HUH?! C'MON, I CAN TAKE YOU ALL!!

Emar: Oh, this does not look good for me...