h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Fish, if you make them turn on Britney I swear to God, Stan and any major or minor deities that may be listening that I will utterly annihalate you.

*Raises one hand and mutters ominously*

Bet you regret bringing magic into this forum _now_

umm... stan=satan.

*embarrassed*

*looks much more at ease*
don't worry, britney will only be used as a last resort...

On good

*releaved*

I think that we can keep Fish on his best behaviour if we all work together, after all nobody wants the Britney punishment, do they _Fish_?

Okay I will be quiet. Great news about the celery isnt it?



MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAA

yeah, can you believe someone named amy the ant thinks i kidnapped him?! that's really funny! i don't have the brains to pull something like that off...

hey, does anyone know who this HITPERSON fellow really is???

No.

Not a clue, and I wont listen to anyone slandering any of my and Masque's supporters.

Neither will I!

*glares about in an aimless manner, slightly hampered by the fact that it is pitch black*

*snickers by how much that aimless stare reminds him of Radio Shack employees when you ask them a technical question*

*gives them both mental hugs*
thanks, guys. and as a gsture of goodwill...
*snaps britney spears CD in half*

YES!!!

Oh thank cod!

*giggles at the fish joke*

*wakes up after previously passing out due to Gargle Blasters*

Who are you?
Where am I?
What am I doing here?

Ugggghhhhh....

repeat after me, corrupt one: alcohol is bad. drinking is bad. drunkenness is bad.
here's another gargle blaster to help your headache!
<|_|

Ahhh...now I feel better. That one did the trick!

Now...what music is playing right now? If it's anything but "Albequerque", I will kill all you people right now.

Just kidding--but it still better be Albequerque.

*stops humming along to MMMMbop and decides to sit a bit closer to the Fish bowl to better discourage any further attempts on The Boss' life*

Are you alright, Boss?

*Relaxes, satisfied that all is well.*

*Leans back, closes eyes and begins to hum the chorus of "Oops, I did it again"*

Hmmmm....

*starts humming a conflicting tune*

*the humming is identified as Smash Mouth's "Walkin' On The Sun", one of The Corrupt One's favorite songs*